t-Rump

Shitty sperm donor who uses his infamy to manipulate not only those he claims to “love,” but also legal systems, etc.

Did you hear how Brannon’s t-Rump pulled a quick one on him?

by WreakHavoc99 May 9, 2024

dirt rump

Asshole

LICK my dirt rump eat my meat stump

by Hdjdhebd November 17, 2016

Rump steak

Something the president of Brazil promised us.

person 1: the president promised us Rump steak
person 2: it never came

by Hei, the silly May 8, 2024

Rump-Beetus

1. The result of having anal sex with a diabetic who's forgotten to take their insulin.

2. When you fuck a diabetic in the ass so hard that they slip into a diabetic coma.

A: Dude, I was fooling around with Sandy last night, and well .... rump-beetus.

B: Woah, I didn't know she was diabetic!

by ErantyInt December 12, 2012

morning rump

a rare moment when upon awakening, you witness one of your pets using another pet's rear-end as their pillow. a sure cure to get anyone thru their morning slump

My cat avoids my dog like the plague, but today she decided to cozy on in to produce a well-executed morning rump. I sent my fam and homies the best pics they'll see all week.

by OriginalHomie May 4, 2023

rump your stump

When one is masturbating so intensely, they rip their penis off.

Male 1: Dude i love masturbating to the thought of her
Male 2: I like to but it's to dangerous anymore i rumped my stump thinking of her.
Male 1: I would love her to rump my stump and rump your stump when it grows back

by RumperStumper April 22, 2014

Rump-ring

Same as “butt-dial”

If I get another rump-ring from fuzzleknucks I’m going to rip his head off.

by drodhertzer May 9, 2021