Rudi Haylock

He is the shit, the best better then Beau and has a way bigger dick than him. All the girls would love just one ride on that amazing penis....

Who is that man.......he must be a Rudi Haylock because he's better then beau.

by RDU August 29, 2017

Rudy Serricchio

a typical man from Alabama who loves incest but also thinks he is African-American

Scott: Why would you have sex with your cousin in the back of the bus???
Rudy: Because Im Rudy Serricchio

by ScottDB231 November 14, 2018

Rudy Burns

Giuliani hair dye that's actually runny Kmart shoe polish

Rudy Giuliani stepped to the lectern to illegally sabotage America's electoral process and began to sweat profusely. the next moment the Rudy Burns began forming on his diseased cheeks, looking like shoe-polish sideburns and helping create forever Internet memes.

by Uncle Joosie November 20, 2020

Rudy Saludares

A National City Brokie

you see that Rudy Saludares over there?

by HeLuvsBass August 17, 2023

Rudy's Surprise

When you're giving her the ol free hot dog and you sneak a sip of beer behind her back.

Friend: Why are you brining a beer to your bedroom?

Him: Imma have me an ol Rudy's Surprise

by imafryingpan October 1, 2023

rudy pankow

love of my life, hottest person ever, plays JJ in obx, so cutie, never seen someone so sweet and cute i love him sm might marry him can he come round my house pls can we go on a date honestly love him, jj is my comfort character 100% obx is my comfort show love him and obx sm

rudy pankow: hi
me: faints

by jessisfumingggg February 11, 2024

Too Rudy for you

Too Rudy for you, means Rudy Dormitzer, was too smart for you to understand any of the knowledge he would drop on you and your tiny brain would have to dismiss as, “too Rudy”.

“Oh, that’s too Rudy for you”

by Rudy’s sis June 14, 2020