landon roy

a really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really fat person that isn't really fat but takes its incredibly hard

Landon roy, that fat fuck.

by gbvtrevrtvt May 18, 2022

Roy The Penis

Roy The Penis is a cartoon character created in December 1991 by a bored schoolboy. Although the first episode was rushed in a 1h 10 minute English lesson, it was an instant example of comedy genius and fellow pupils demanded to see more. Even 21 years later, you can be sure that, like one of his episodes was titled - 'Roy Lives'.

Roy is stereotypical of teenage males and each story had its own theme and titled as such. Examples of this are 'Roy Gets Pissed', 'Roy Gets Laid', 'Roy Meets Caroline (uncensored)', 'Roy Fights The Raging Horn', etc etc.'

From time to time other characters would appear in Roy comic strips, such as The Galloping Arseholes, who were there to either add comedy value, or just annoy and make Roy's jokes sound even funnier.

Roy's morals, ethics and indeed catchphrases are renowned all over the UK, and himself as being a truly upstanding member of the community.

Some of you may remember the shocking events of January 1992 when a ginger I.T. idiot decided that Roy was receiving more attention from his students than his "Pinky" lectures. He promptly kidnapped Roy and held him hostage without any ransom demand. This was then used as the setting for one of Roy's most famous two-part strips, 'Roy Gets Kidnapped' and then 'Roy's Escape' (subtitled 'Never Doing Tradesmans Again').

Delinquent young males have been overheard saying to their career advisers "I have been reading the works of Roy and now know the error of my ways. When I grow up, I want to be just like Roy The Penis."

Remember, Roy ain't heavy, he's The Penis.

by Shofty October 1, 2012

Acting A Roy

Acting A Roy means to act like a Bozo

“oh yea john likes to make fun of disabled kids”
“fr john be acting a roy”

by Acting A Roy February 8, 2022

Connor Roy

Connor Roy was interested in politics at a very young age.

"Hey, if you wanna print something in your little book, you may want to print the following line...'Connor Roy was interested in politics at a very young age.' That's it."

by A Conhead September 16, 2023

kaden roy

a man that is incapable of reading inside his head

are you like kaden roy

by liberaljesus August 14, 2018

Roy Purdy

An absolute legend that has Cosmo and Wanda glasses. Most popular for his video to a parody of Rockstar by Post Molone and 21 Savage. His dance is also very hard.

Roy Purdy is amazing. But I can’t do his dance.

by CookieMan101 June 1, 2018

Roy by Four

A 2x4 that’s been used and so wore out and warped and been nailed more times than a hooker on a Friday night.

That’s girl is a damn Roy by four

by BalebtheG October 12, 2020