Procrastination Rooster

When the consequences of all your procrastination comes back to haunt you, and you have to deal with them.

It's the first day of work since Christmas break. For all the times I said, I'll deal with that next year... all my procrastination roosters have come home (to roost).

by Joanne Procrastinator January 03, 2023

Rooster Tail

A fountain of explosive diarrhea, specifically shooting out of one’s ass while bent over the toilet vomiting.

I drank the water in Mexico and for Montazuma’s Revenge. I spent the night puking and rooster tailing. I feel sorry for the maids.

by West Coast Urbanite February 06, 2021

Shoot the rooster

When during a mfm threeway with the girl riding on top, and she starts to orgasm tilting her head back letting out screams of delight (as in crowing like a rooster), the other guy shoots his load into her mouth causing her to choke and cough.

Dude, the other night with Mandy, she was was cumming so loud I had to shoot the rooster to get to her to quiet down.

by Lahist March 08, 2023

shoot the rooster

another way of saying "get er done"

I'm dying to go out drinking. buddy I'm gonna shoot the rooster tonight!

by Mike alonso January 10, 2019

Rooster syndrome

When on holidays or at a restaurant etc
The need to guzzle and shed of food to avoid waste

Rooster syndrome;
Rooster zoidberged down the left over rice, even though he was about to explode 😝

by Woodi1024 April 25, 2022

Rooster Eye

Getting up before 6am and ejaculating in your partners face and eye region

Paul said his girl slept too long so he was gonna give her the ol rooster eye.

by Slim trimmer September 18, 2020

rooster goalie

The biggest cock block you know.

I was at the bar last night and Rachel’s friend Sandy was being the biggest rooster goalie. I could have gotten it in if she wasn’t there.

by sballgame23 November 01, 2021