Naked Rooster refers to any male starring in a pornographic film who appears to be a drug addict, usually lanky men missing teeth with bad haircuts.
I was hoping to rub one out to this porn clip, but the naked rooster getting his ass pounced by the chick with a strap-on ruined it for me.
by GingerMedic May 12, 2016

when someone thinks there cool but aren't,when someone tries to be funny but isn't,or when someoneis being a try hard..Basically used to pay someone out..
by tatboy November 9, 2008

A fountain of explosive diarrhea, specifically shooting out of one’s ass while bent over the toilet vomiting.
I drank the water in Mexico and for Montazuma’s Revenge. I spent the night puking and rooster tailing. I feel sorry for the maids.
by West Coast Urbanite February 6, 2021

An angry Cock that is over-dosed on viagra and will not settle down. It is also a very contagious std that will burn holes in a female's vagina. THERE IS NO CURE.
by blackwidow July 29, 2012

by dirtracer8080 August 20, 2012

by GHOA5T August 6, 2019

a way to describe a something very in the morning, such as a rooster when it crows (referring to actual morning not to the night)
by Aqwarb Talarb January 20, 2010
