A situation in which two females who, for whatever reason, end up sharing a single cocktail for most of the evening (More than likely to save money since most bitches are worthless).
In this instance, a desperate male carefully places rohypnol or another date rape drug in the shared drink while either female is distracted by some sort of shiny object. The consequent result being the unmistakable & urgent need for both females to suddenly enjoy "sleepy time."
This opportunity is often exploited by said pathetic male in order to indulge in sexual activity with not only one, but two unsuspecting female subjects at once, which would otherwise be impossible for such a man, who is so regularly deemed a socially unacceptable mate & typically doomed to rely on internet porn for female companionship.
In this instance, a desperate male carefully places rohypnol or another date rape drug in the shared drink while either female is distracted by some sort of shiny object. The consequent result being the unmistakable & urgent need for both females to suddenly enjoy "sleepy time."
This opportunity is often exploited by said pathetic male in order to indulge in sexual activity with not only one, but two unsuspecting female subjects at once, which would otherwise be impossible for such a man, who is so regularly deemed a socially unacceptable mate & typically doomed to rely on internet porn for female companionship.
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That roper is praising 9/11.
Man 1: Hitler is a fucking roper
Man 2: no he aint that bad
Man 1. u fucking roper!
girl 2. am i really that bad.(crys hysterically for hours and hours)
Man 1: Hitler is a fucking roper
Man 2: no he aint that bad
Man 1. u fucking roper!
girl 2. am i really that bad.(crys hysterically for hours and hours)
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I'm the rooter you see all that i just came up on. He was Root'n last night and picked up a GTA. I have to go Root i need some shit to trade for Crank
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"That boy ain't no real cowboy, he's a goat ropper - give him a lasso'n cow pony and he'd rather wrangle a ram."
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