Mommy's Razor

Never attribute to kinkiness that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
Geoffery: "I told you she didn't have a mommy kink, that's why we use Mommy's Razor!"
by Rizzonomics October 15, 2022
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occamom's razor

Occamom's razor

1st def: Not a "problem-solving" principle that, when Wife/Mom presented with competing hypothetical answers to a problem, The Wife/Mom will select the one situation that makes the most assumptions, and will always cause collateral anxiety and illogical responses for everyone except the Mom/Wife.

2nd def: The most complex reaction to a simple situation... is what it is ...period

Background : Our kids and I , have a wonderful Wife/Mom, We are so fortunate ....But, all three of us get a kick out of the least likely situation to be the one that never (statistically ) ever happens .

I welcome any help on articulating this better :) Im sure everyone has experienced this.. thank you for your consideration
Using Occamom's razor,: My Wife when asked if our 12 and 13 year old daughters could walk around the block of our extremely safe neighborhood . She said no thinking that they would get get kidnapped by a suspicious white van she saw the last week .

I welcome any help on articulating this better :) Im sure everyone has experienced this.. thank you for your consideration
by Borninabarn July 30, 2023
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Razor Pocket Mod

The Razor Pocket Mod is a ride-on vehicle intended for people 13 and up. It goes 15 miles per hour ( 24 kilometers per hour). It also has storage under the seat. It takes 12 hours to get it to a full charge. It also lasts 48 minutes on a full charge. The Pocket Mod comes in these variants: Hot Mod (red), Vapor Black, Kiki (cyan), Betty (purple), Bistro White, Bistro Blue, and there were some other ones like the Hanna Montana (deep purple) variant.
Wow, look at that kid’s Razor Pocket Mod!
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Church of Razor

Church Of Razor is a music group founded by Razor on February 23rd of 2021. Their music consists of a variety of different genres such as ghettotech, hyperpop and experimental trap music.
— Have you heard of this new band Church of Razor? they’re like…real indie
— I have actually, they’re awful.
by ivy malala March 28, 2022
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Church of Razor

Church of razor is a pop group founded by oppressed trans artists in 2006. the best way to describe their genre.... is the taste of your mouth when you dont brush your teeth for 6 days after gargling somebodys pussy out with strawberry fanta
person 1: have you heard that pop group church of razor! their soooo razor!

person 2: *listens and contracts a yeast infection, subsequently dying of cardiac arrest*
by kassypoo April 13, 2022
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arkham's razor

Never try to understand a crazy person’s motives…they’re crazy after all!
I don’t know why he quit, this thing is starting to take off!

Man, that’s arkham's razor, don’t try to understand crazy people!
by Justice fer all February 06, 2024
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Wallace's Razor

Never attribute to a conspiracy what could be attributed to inefficient bureaucracy. Conspiracy theories are generally fueled by people trying to make sense of the unexplained. People who have not been a part of really large organizations overestimate the level of internal coordination that actually happens. Generally, they are too slow moving to accmplish big complex things quickly and quietly. This mostly applies to "Enemy Above" type conspiracies. In short, the government or other large organizations is rarely competent enough to pull of a large conspiracy, and almost definitely could not keep it a secret - it probably just moves slow.

Related to Hanlon's razor (Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity), but more focused on whether conspiracy theories are true. It was penned by Jamie Wallace (@jamiemw) in 2023 to after 20+ years of working in large organizations.
Wallace's Razor would explain why Pearl Harbor happened, the bureaucracy of the Navy prevented signals intel from getting to the right sources in time, it wasn't that FDR just wanted an excuse for war.
by Razor Author March 31, 2023
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