a reasonable excuse

a legendary, almost mythical and deeply sought after book of excuses , by the slippery author C.A.Woodhouse.

sorry I'm 4 days late from the stag do darling, but I do have 'a reasonable excuse'.

by brentoss March 10, 2024

afaird them on purpose with a true reason

afaird them on purpose with a true reason due to the fact they don't stop until they don't have enough.

You know you are afaird them on purpose with a true reason when they gangstalk, gangstalking is a heinous crime people that do these behaviors should have life forever in prison.

by ONLY TRUTH TELLER August 9, 2025

Latent Reasoning

"The model reasons in its internal, abstract representation of the problem..." Says the article.

Hym "The new model in Singapore uses 'Latent Reasoning.' Which is the idea that WE DO NOT THINK IN WORDS BUT RATHER AMORPHOUS ABSTRACTIONS! Which is ALSO MY IDEA!!! It uses 2 asymmetrical cycles of computation (Slow deliberate planning and fast intuitive computation) and they call it the hierarchical model but ALSO MY IDEA! What do you think is at the top of that hierarchy class? That's right! IT MUST necessarily be A LOCALIZED SELF! AND-"

by Hym Iam July 26, 2025

Toddler's reasoning

Toddlers reasoning is when two or more people go way out of hand just to win a fight/roleplay to where everything goes to nonsense and very annoying

Kid 1: hah I've got you with this laser gun
Kid 2: well I've got a force field
Kid 1: well these are force field breaking lasers
Kid 2: well I have a force field that resists against force field breaking lasers

KID 1: well I have a sword that breaks force field breaking laser resistant force fields

I step in
Me: stop using toddler's reasoning

Kid 1: why should I
Me: because it's annoying

by Kollando May 8, 2018

7 reasons

The only reason why I'm still here yet. They make me feel alive , they make me happy.

And I'll never be thankful enough to them.

7 reasons why I woke up today

by You saved me November 22, 2021

The REAL reason

I mean you said you were a lawyer... They already DID lock him up for the crime that he committed. The crime he committed doesn't keep him in prison forever.

Hym "So that can't be the CAUSE of the crime and it's stupid to suggest that it's the cause. That can't be the REAL reason. Have you considered that life outside of prison isn't actually much better than prison and, therefore, is not enough of a deterrent to keep people from stabbing a little girl in the face? Because even a life sentence didn't stop him from stabbing the chick and you are going to lock him up but it's too late. -2. Doesn't matter cause Ben's wife is just going to shit out more Jews. That's 1 fewer black people and 1 less Ukrainian to deal with."

by Hym Iam September 9, 2025

Reasonable

A word carried by the greatest twitter account @themaneera7 otherwise known as Reasonable

You’re such a good account Reasonable

by Bhaharvey September 26, 2020