Puffin shmud

A large clump of fecal matter which, when excreted, will stretch the the rectum for a few hours before returning to its natural size.

person 1: Hey jim you wanna play football
Person 2: no i cant, this puffin shmud has got me shitting my bowels out...

by zXDRaGuNoVXz December 14, 2012

puffly

Cute and fluffy looking like a female anime character. Sweet and innocent. A really cute chubby girl.

That thick cutie is so puffly, I'd love to smash that all night!

by DRx GonZo July 13, 2014

puff mama

Mrs. Puff's jail name

Donna: Hey Puff Mama, what's today's grub?
Mrs. Puff: Hi Donna, chili, same as always.

by Puff madre December 12, 2016

Puffer Fish Kiss

Kissing while blowing air into one's mouth

David Puffer Fish Kiss May

by Ahhxo May 25, 2017

puffle fuck

Noun:

Displeasure order distain for another's emotionally unstable view of ambiguous gender identity or gender "fluidity."

If you want to be taken seriously on scientific subjects, don't be a "puffle fuck."

by Say nay July 9, 2017

Puffcorn

When a girl queefs and somehow shit comes out of their vagina.

Man 1: Did Sarah really puffcorn last night, dude?
Man 2: Yeah, she puffcorned all over my dick, I had to get a towel.

by Kykle6969 April 9, 2019

Puffel

The Puffel is an animal that is a common delicacy among penguins, usually in the form of pizza. The Puffel is a very similar creature to the Puffle, with the only differences being that the Puffel doesn't mentally feel like an animal, and that the Puffel usually has a more hurt expression then most Puffles. The only way that Puffels can feel true joy, committing cannibalism, and eating food made of other Puffels

Puffel pizza, Snork's ruined the last of your defense with that pun, puffel pizza.

by Takoz July 3, 2019