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Bromatic Progression

A collection of men who share the insatiable desire to entertain and are inextricably bound through the magic of song.
See that group of guys over there? $50 says that is a Bromatic Progression!
by foxwell adams December 25, 2010
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progressonally

ly adverb:
to progress steadily over an long period of time
she progressonally became the leader of our group by earning our trust and friendship over the years.
by Soooo_ya! July 19, 2022
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professionalite

A professionalite is a socialite of the professional networking world. A person who seamlessly marries their professional and social life. They are well known and respected on the networking scene and in the office. They are sometimes referred to as connectors. A professionalite can be sloppy drunk and still remember to get your business card; although they usually have a freakishly high tolerance to alcohol. They know everyone, and if they don't know who you are talking about they will find them online before the conversation is over. They have few friends that they don't do some sort of business with. They are known to be members of many industry organizations and are actually active in them. A professionalite never has a resume, as they make it their mission to be sure everyone has heard of them and knows their career history and accomplishments. They know who's leaving a firm before it happens, so they can easily position themselves for the opportunity or pass the information along to their friends. They routinely attend 3 or more networking events a week. A seasoned professionalite never wears a name tag.
DC is full of young professionals who drone on about their jobs, but I am a professionalite, I drone while I drink 5 nights a week.
by DCkeisha February 26, 2011
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Professional Caucasian Life-Prop

A white guy who is paid by foreigners to pose as various individuals like a businessman, or an ambassador, or a company figurehead. This is done so that the client's concern can seem more "prestigious" and "international" to locals.
"Brandon just got paid $500 bucks to go to India and pretend to be an American investor for a small Indian start-up so they can land a big contract."

"Goddamn, I wish someone would pay me to be a Professional Caucasian Life-Prop".
by RohanD March 26, 2011
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professional cleavage

When a woman subtly displays or draws attention to her cleavage in order to benefit in a professional setting.
She totally used professional cleavage to pass that presentation!
by wolfpack16 March 30, 2011
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Professional Cock Block

A secret way of blocking anyone from dating a certain individual.
Professional Cock Block artists have their own secret way of doing things.

They usually do it to be protective of someone they care about.
Person 1: He is such a Professional Cock Block.

Person 2: Well maybe it wasn't meant to be.

Person 1: Be cautious around those Professional Cock Blocks, they know how to trick you.
by DontFeedTheTrolls April 16, 2013
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professional bencher

Refers to any player who play team sports ( such as basketball, football, etc...) but sit on the bench for most of the time.
That dude is a real professional bencher , because he keep shooting airballs.

Bruh, that dude can't even run 10 yards with the ball, what a professional bencher
by quan267 June 2, 2016
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