Izzy Pizzimenti

That one person who’s always like “I don’t even care,” but will full-send a slide tackle like their life depends on it. They’re smooth on the field, chill off it, and secretly have a whole softie heart under the “whatever” act. Mixed, so they’ve got extra flavor—like if culture was a snack, they’re the whole meal.

They pulled a Izzy Pizzimenti—acted chill, but sweated like their life was on the line.

by The beanfam May 9, 2025

Cooking like Pozniak

When a male has finished the job, pulls out and ejaculates all over his partners face, but before he’s done, he pulls out some chest hair and garnishes his leftovers in a salt bae manner.

I walked in on my flat mate last night, he was with a bird. He must have been conkers deep with her as he was “Cooking like Pozniak” when I caught them.

by VinceVegas January 24, 2020

Cooking like Pozniak

Pulling out and ejaculating on a woman’s Breasts, then spreading your sauce around with your penis before pulling out your chest hair and garnishing your creation in a salt bae fashion

That bird I met off tinder, she’s a bit of a goer, I was was cooking like Pozniak after a first date.

by VinceVegas May 12, 2021

Propeller tah-poozie

An act of rotating yourself clockwise or counterclockwise, doesn't matter, while shitting and jizzing at the same time. The regular tah-poozie is an act of simultaneous defecation and ejaculation, while the propeller one is.. i just explained it.

Jarx just ate at Arby's and decided to perform a propeller tah-poozie while squatting on a roomba

by anonymous4chanfunkin August 1, 2025