purple poon

an urban slang term for a black females vagina.

"man shaunda has a beutifully purple poon"
"dude your mom has purple poon"
"i love the purple poon"

by Travis October 26, 2004

poon hunting

the act of young men going out on the town with the express intention of finding drunk, easy girls with whom they can engage in a host of sexual misdemeanours in public parks, toilets, alleyways etc

girl: hey do you and the boys want to come round tonight and hang out?
boy: no i think we might just go poon hunting instead, i heard some slags are getting drunk in the graveyard and one apparently gives great head!

by slag92 October 24, 2008

poon wizard

A wizard of poon;

A master of the art of obtaining the legendary "poon-tang"

has all of the ladies' pussies under his spell of "This Dick!!!"

Guy: Dayuummm how you gettin' it in with all these chicks?

Me: What can i say i'm just naturally a poon wizard

by The Legit Poon King February 25, 2014

poon cakes

an endearing term for a fine young woman you wanna get with

come here poon cakes and give me some sugar

by poonmaster3000 April 25, 2007

puff of poon

When your having sex with a girl and you keep getting the burst of stank puss overwhelming your nose.

I was having sex with this girl and the puff of poon almost made me throw up on her.

by Patrinkas78 January 11, 2017

Poon Plague

A combination of 15 different STDs including Chlamydia, Genital warts, Herpes, Gonorrhea, Hepatitis, AIDS and Syphilis.

Guy 1: Damn homie that bitch I fucked las night had all kinds of STDs

Guy 2: Shit that hoe musta had the poon plague

by Idiotwithacomputer September 10, 2011

Poon Season

Any season in which you will be in an environment with many horny women. This is often caused by the holiday season when girls feel lonley and its cold outside so they need an extra body for warmth.

Ethan how excited are you for poon season! Who knows the next time we will have this opportunity.

by Bigdaddy69 December 29, 2012