Pootie

A word Manny uses in Diary of A Wimpy Kid that you looked up hoping to find answers.

Manny called his brother, Greg, a pootie.

by cannot make this shit up September 29, 2019

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pooTI

A UTI from putting it in the stink and then back in the pink

Person 1: “why’s does Hanna hate you so much?”
Person 2: “Because I gave that cheating bitch a PooTI!”

by PooTIthang July 24, 2019

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A mock-pet name for the Russian dictator Vladimir Putin, used to underline the absurdity of treating a KGB-trained revanchist warmonger like a misunderstood poodle. Most often used with heavy irony to emphasize the West’s naive appeasement or to ridicule the infantilization of a regime engaged in systemic repression, foreign invasions, and weaponized nostalgia for the empire of evil.
Derived from “Putin” + the puerile duplicity of Western leaders pretending a dead-eyed autocrat just needs a hug.

Pooty-Poot is at it again, rewriting history and jailing artists. Must be another one of those ‘traditional values’ days in Moscow.

by vadymecum_ June 9, 2025

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pootie rooters

a person that farts around... as in doesn't take care of what they are supposed to do at that time. Stalling time or to drag ones feet.

Kristi: Come on Jaclyn, we are in a hurry!

Jaclyn: Hang on... I want to show you this really cute shirt I have.
Kristi: No! We need to go... no more pootie rooting around.
Jaclyn: But I love being pootie rooters!

by Lizzie Lou Hou February 17, 2010

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