Shade Pony

An individual who is of the shady kind. This type of person never calls you back and usually takes 24-48 hours to respond to a text message. On occasion, when you do converse with a Shade Pony, any question will be met with an off topic question to avoid giving any or too much information about themselves so they can remain a full blown Shade Pony.

Dude, did Jessie call you back?

Nah, that girl a Shade Pony fa sho.

Real talk.

by westcoastrealtalk August 22, 2012

Pony Express

Quick status cocaine dealers. They usually have large quantities ready within the hour.

"Hey man can you get me some more of this blow?!"

"Hold on let me call the pony express. Check back in ten minutes"

by bnasssssty May 7, 2010

pony rage

The confined, built up energy due to anger or frustration, that lies in the deep part of your mind allowing you to exert an inhuman amount of force or concentration on a given activity.

Last night at the hockey game I tapped into my pony rage and checked this guy really hard.

by Matt Landis December 15, 2003

Sparkle Pony

Modern-day bimbos who dress cute and wear glitter to attract attention. Within Burning Man culture, they play "vulnerable" and "submissive" and spread "love and light" to gain "gifts" and popularity points. They use their "sparkle" to avoid hard-labor. Causing problems is detrimental to their survival, so they avoid social tensions and trot away at the first signs of trouble. They get what they need from those around them so they don't like to rock the boat. They are not socially or politically oriented. They are followers not leaders.

How can you not love Lolly?? She's the perfect Sparkle Pony. She smiles and shines. She loves to hoop and spread love to everyone!

by ~Xiola~ October 26, 2011

wooden pony

a basic torture device consisting of a horizontal member such as a board or pipe on which the sufferer rests the weight of the crotch.

Good slaves get spanked, bad slaves ride the wooden pony.

by Anonymous October 2, 2003

Jesus Ponies

Slang used to describe Dinosaurs, there is a Facebook page "Dinosaurs are Jesus Ponies!!"

Also, a blog about Sarah Palin states that she believes in Jesus Ponies

Should be the official phrase to describe Dinosaurs

Friend 1: Dude! look at those awesome Jesus Ponies!

Friend 2: What? Don't you mean Dinosaurs?

Friend 1: Nope, those are definitely Jesus Ponies.

by chunk norris December 3, 2010

pony up

Pitch in some money to help pay for a group item.

We're all getting Beth a stripper for her 30th birthday. Did you pony up
yet?

by Mark Singer February 6, 2004