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When a man (usually Asian in ethnicity) sticks two chopsticks in a woman's rectal cavity while having violent sexual intercourse with her and screaming "ຂ້າພະເຈົ້າຈະເຮັດໃຫ້ທ່ານມີຂ້ອຍແຈ່ວ!" (roughly meaning "I will fill you with my jaew!", jaew being a type of Lao sauce).
Girl: Wtf are you doing?
Classy Guy: ຂ້າພະເຈົ້າຈະເຮັດໃຫ້ທ່ານມີຂ້ອຍແຈ່ວ!
Girl: Holy fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...!
Classy Guy: You just got Laos Plowed, bitch!
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Texas Road Plow 

While a girl is passed out, you put shit on your dick and insert it into her vagina.
To get back at my ex, I gave her a Texas road plow while she was sleeping.
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Northern Kentucky Snow Plow 

Females face on the ground, holding her by the ankles, pushing her around the room.
"I was fucking her so good I grabbed her by the ankles and gave her a Northern Kentucky Snow Plow!"

snow plow 

to make the shocker with both hand and make a triangular possition with them and then insert 4 in the pink, 2 in the stink and or 4 in the gooch 2 in the pooch
"yo nigger i gave that girl the snow plow"
snow plow by that nigger tom July 16, 2006

scrotum plow 

Keep your big scrotum plow out of my business!
scrotum plow by meep April 22, 2003

Butch and Plow 

The opposite of a lipstick lesbian.
Hey, did you see that butch and plow? I bet she uses her whole fist.
Butch and Plow by Jackle_S September 18, 2009

Redneck Snow Plow

Sex act: when you have diarrhea and shit on your girlfreinds face then smear it all over her face using your testicles until you cum all over her face then using your testacles again, push it into her mouth and eyes so she cant see what you are doing, if she realized she would probably slap you.
Joe:Hey, did you have diarrhea last night?

Bill:Yeah, but i totally gave my girlfriend a Redneck Snow Plow
Redneck Snow Plow by bigmenyes June 26, 2010