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shiny piling

When someone's belongings are gone through unknowingly and reclaimed as theirs.
Hey where's my sun glasses? Someone's been shiny piling my things...
by Drillbitt Doll December 30, 2020
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Giddy Pile

When a grown man dress's in a skimpy school girl outfit and while masturbating pounces on unsuspecting victims.
Anthony giddy piled a school girl once...now he's not allowed within 300m of schools.
by Camio Sparklz October 11, 2012
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gravel pile

Damn looks like she's been sitting in a gravel pile.
by Kingmidas45 July 6, 2018
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Shit pile

Where one places all of their shit when they get home. Contents include, but are not limited to: keys, wallet, phone, phone charger, briefcase, shoes, gym shoes, receipt from the takeout you grabbed on the way home, spare change, lint, dog hair, purse, all the chopsticks you stole from the restaurant where you ate lunch, etc etc etc.
Typically spurs a fight with one’s wife, husband, child, or mom when they inevitably trip over your shit or feel it ruins the “cleaning they just fucking did!!!”
Everyone has one. Even the dog.
Mom: “Here’s the mail that came for you today.”
Son: “Nah it’s cool I don’t want it, just put it in my shit pile.”

Wife: “I have told you for the LaSt TiMe that the corner of the counter top is NOT your desk!!!”
Husband: “No, but it IS where my shit pile goes.”
by Buffcauliflower July 7, 2019
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face pile

When you are laying flat and someone takes a giant shit on your face.
I was pissed off this morning because my one night stand face piled me.
by Partyannamal October 8, 2017
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decontamination pile

Pile of mail received that you are not opening due to excessive covid 19 fear.
No I did not receive your birthday card - it must be in the decontamination pile.
by O4 hoops guy March 29, 2020
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scissor pile

Kate Upton, Scarlett Johansson, Amanda Seyfried, and Jennifer Lawrence are four woman I want to see in a scissor pile.
by Motel Messiah October 14, 2013
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