goober pinching

All American sport. When a man is pinching his member on the outside of his pants and any random person is in the room. The person goober pinching does not even notice the audience or realize they are doing it
OMG look at Smith over there in the corner goober pinching like ain't no one in the room
by Gooberpinchin August 19, 2018
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Scottish Pinch

A man with Scottish Pinch refers to a person who has a large penis and killer swag.
“Wow! Jordan’s so cool! That dude definitely has a Scottish pinch!”

“Kyle absolutely FUCKS. Buddy has a Scottish pinch.”
by KillerKFarren May 10, 2020
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Gentleman's Pinch

The gentleman's pinch is whats best described as Columbia's finest cocaine, usually consumed by the middle and upper class demographic, especially in places like Australia and New Zealand given the high price for this wonder drug. You will see on occasions a crack head that has saved up his/her payments from the government or pawned a stolen TV, lash out and treat themselves to a gram of gentleman's pinch, but this is definitely not the norm and will not threaten the status of the gentleman's pinch. It is widely socially acceptable due to the salubrious nature of the drug, and has a way of uniting people and has assisted in forging many life long friendships.
Hey Stu, we should get some gentleman's pinch to celebrate! You're not wrong Brad, let's see if old mate down the road has any that's top shelf and untouched! See if Seany is keen as well. Fuck remember the last time this happened, Brad went over to that group of chicks and offered them some of the finest gentleman's pinch, nek minute they were riding us like horses into battle!
by Gent Style November 21, 2019
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pinch a loaf

to squeeze a juicy turd out of once anus
dude i need to pinch a loaf can i use ur toilet?
by vix and da suz September 4, 2005
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Pinch Hitter

Someone you have sex on the same night as had failed plans to have with another person.
Man, I was pissed when Tina said she couldn't go out tonight. Luckily I was able to talk Mary into being a Pinch Hitter.
by Bayushi_Koso September 10, 2011
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Pinch Meat

Gotta run and pinch meat. Right back.
by Eaton Holgoode October 24, 2018
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Pinch-Clit

When you pinch a girls clit so hard, it begins to bleed.
"Dude! Last night he just gave me pinch-clit!"
by Ayden999 November 28, 2016
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