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pencil in a hotdog

A really skinny dildo in a saggy vagina. Note the hotdog is a actually a hotdog bun
It’s like putting a pencil in a hotdog
by Vic_patty February 15, 2018
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Pencil Scan

A quick scan of the floor for any loose pencils to use. Usually before a test.
Lab Partner 1: Dude, do you have a pencil?

Lab Partner 2: Nah man, do a pencil scan.

*Lab Partner 1 looks on the floor and finds a pencil, and then picks it up*
by @CBroChillington August 19, 2010
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pencil beat

A term used originally by carnival workers to describe arbitrary fees or charges designed to take away money or wages a person should be entitled to keep or receive.
Person 1: "Even with the late charge, I should have my payments caught up next month."

Person 2: "You won't pay just a late charge - after they pencil beat you for administrative and other charges, you'll be paying a lot more."

or

I'd rather just clean my own uniforms, rather than have the company pencil beat me for cleaning charges on every paycheck.
by Aeryn4 November 22, 2009
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Heavily Pencilled

As in, it's REALLY in the diary.
An obvious insinuation that one hopes the "meeting" may be more like a "meating".
Or lunch involving a large German sausage.
Don't worry, I have you heavily pencilled in my diary.
by Porky Blunder October 19, 2019
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pencil case

Something used to store pencils and other various stationary equipment during school, university or work.
Person 1: woah cool pencil case
Penson 2: yeah i have all my stuff in there
by xxx_gekyume420_xxx March 25, 2019
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Floor Pencil

A nasty, dirty, germ infected pencil that you found on the floor of a public place such as a school.
Although Ariel claimed to love Brandy; she still tried to give her a nasty floor pencil.
by Bbenjaminxd November 28, 2011
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Poker Pencil

A player who falls down apart after even being slightly tilted, like a pencil.
Damn that dude is literally punting his entire stack after losing one hand, what a poker pencil.
by Armkap June 6, 2020
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