Giving the Pencil

Having sexual relations

Guy 1: How did things go with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Pretty good, was giving the pencil all night

by geezermate May 12, 2010

pencil grip

when a guitarist picks with his first finger stiffened out, and the thumb usually bent at a 90 degree angle.
(great for palmuting)
(frowned upon by teachers)

He doesnt play regularly he uses pencil grip.....

by Sithmaul February 17, 2008

pencil boarding

instead of learning, you use a pencil as a skateboard. you can make all sorts of obstacles with your text books and other school supplies. in my school it is a crime punishable by detention to do it in classrooms. so the pencil boarders do it in detention.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=apc32MGlpxI is where you can see mechanical pencil boarding at its finest.

by elysiatheamazing May 25, 2008

Bookies pencil

Short penis with no girth whatsoever

I caught a glimpse of Dave's cock in the changing room at work ..... fuckin thing looks like a bookies pencil. I've seen more girth on a maccy d's straw. When he fucks his missus it must be like throwing a chip up dartford tunnel.

by Ivornumbnuts June 8, 2019

pencil beat

A term used originally by carnival workers to describe arbitrary fees or charges designed to take away money or wages a person should be entitled to keep or receive.

Person 1: "Even with the late charge, I should have my payments caught up next month."

Person 2: "You won't pay just a late charge - after they pencil beat you for administrative and other charges, you'll be paying a lot more."

or

I'd rather just clean my own uniforms, rather than have the company pencil beat me for cleaning charges on every paycheck.

by Aeryn4 November 22, 2009

Heavily Pencilled

As in, it's REALLY in the diary.
An obvious insinuation that one hopes the "meeting" may be more like a "meating".
Or lunch involving a large German sausage.

Don't worry, I have you heavily pencilled in my diary.

by Porky Blunder October 19, 2019

Poker Pencil

A player who falls down apart after even being slightly tilted, like a pencil.

Damn that dude is literally punting his entire stack after losing one hand, what a poker pencil.

by Armkap June 6, 2020