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vote 4 pedro

If you vote 4 Pedro, all your wildest dreams will come true.
He's got a sweet bike, he's good at hooking up with chicks, and he's the only guy in school with a mustache.
by Pedro Sanchez March 11, 2005
mugGet the vote 4 pedromug.

Uncle Pedro

An uncle who normally owns a van and gets all da girlz but prefers kids from ages 8-14
Girl 1: OMG JAKE BABAJEWS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!
Girl 2: Ya he's really hot but he's an Uncle Pedro. He touchin' dem kids...
by Fnxdjljsjlndtykvsarhjbf January 28, 2018
mugGet the Uncle Pedromug.

Positive Pedro

The opposite of "Negative Nancy," somebody that is always positive.
doombreeder3832: yeh, and that wuz the 3rd time she cheated on me, my lyfe suks rite now.

P3aC30n34rth: Well, not to be a positive pedro but my life fucking kills right now.

doombreeder3832: no its fine.
by charles charlie October 14, 2008
mugGet the Positive Pedromug.

Pedro's hoes

Hoes That Belong To Pedro That Require Corona Beer Or Tequilas And Tacos As Payment For Sexual Activities
Pedro's hoe "Aye Papi!!!!!!!"
Old Man "Good Now Go Hoe. Here's You Case Of Beer And Bag Of Taco's. And Send Some More Of Pedro's hoes"
by MishkaItsTrara January 24, 2014
mugGet the Pedro's hoesmug.

purple pedro [ erection]

another name for an erecton or boner as most people like to call it. Its when the head of the penis turns purple to an extent from squeezing too hard. Can also occur when shooting a large load.
by cavsdt January 13, 2009
mugGet the purple pedro [ erection]mug.

The ol pedro special

Having to finish yourself off mid blowjob because your girlfriends jaw is hurting.
I had to give myself the ol pedro special last night because she got tired again
by Tescodog August 22, 2019
mugGet the The ol pedro specialmug.

Pedro T Bird

He is my bird
by Ijustlovemybird August 15, 2023
mugGet the Pedro T Birdmug.

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