Paweled

To be well beaten at a game of Fifa

Man, you completely Paweled him!! 9-2 that's madness

by Johnnnnnnnyyyyyy June 18, 2019

Paedo-Prophet

A grown man who claims to have the revelation of God and in whom is the revelation of what it means to be truly human.... And who marries his 6 year old niece, wages countless wars, advocates capital punishment and generally makes a nuisance of himself by leading a hopelessly inept and illiterate rabble to basically destroy themselves and their rat infested hovels.

"Hey Mo', you don't really believe in that Paedo-Prophet do you? That be like believing Charles Manson is Santa

by winkelTossa September 8, 2019

Pared

A Spanish word meaning wall, also an Arabic term similar to an I.E.D, or an improvised explosive device.

"Dang bro, you really threw that Pared into the coffee shop."

"Yeah dude while throwing it, it screamed PARED ALLAKBAR!"

by PoopIdiotPoopFuck September 28, 2020

Pawełsexual

when you feel attracted to Paweł Zmitrowicz

1.I think I am Pawełsexual
2.Do you feel attracted to Paweł Zmitrowicz?
1.Ofc

by Agatastyles January 15, 2021

Shampoo Paedo

a sexual predator who preys on young children in the bath or shower

A young boy was attacked by a shampoo paedo when in his bathtub last weekend

by MrGinge10 September 19, 2010

i-paded

it's when you shit on some plastic wrap pull it tight then slap someone in the face with it

Dude what happened Alex just came around the corner and i-paded me

by berwickboy09 October 27, 2011

Paedo

Michael English the guy that stole madeline mccann.

(GUY 1) Dude, be careful, theres a Mike behind you...
(GUY 2) Ohh a paedo

by Michael English September 14, 2011