Paden

A Paden is the most generous guy you could meet. He can have a tough look when you first meet him, but when you get to know him he is the biggest teddy bear. He puts everyone's needs before himself and there is never a time you are around hin and feel unsafe. He is protective and sweet. He has bright blue eyes and a smile that could light up a sky. His laugh is the cutest thing ever. You will never have a dull moment with him. He will never turn down a challenge unless it puts someone in harm. He is the best anything you could ask for ( friend, partner, brother, etc). Dont be so quick to judge him. Take the time to get to him and he will be the greatest gift you could ask for.

Did he just bet the waiter for a free cake?

Yep that's Paden for you ;)

by Pioneer101 December 16, 2018

teen parent

A person so devoid of knowledge and intellect that they cannot help but have unprotected sex, mostly because they cannot control their urges or use birth control properly.

Teen parents tend to be uneducated, poorly-mannered, take up large amounts of resources and tend to raise their children to act accordingly.

Tend to avoid abortions even if it would prevent a life of suffering for a child.

Get an abortion.

"i dropped out when I got pregnant."

by patrick redux May 19, 2005

step parent

More often than not, a total shit. Males of this catergory are normally inbred homophobic rednecks with inadequate jobs

Step Parent: "This is my fucking house and you do what I say"
me: "This isn't your house, you moved into my home"

by Nihility January 31, 2004

Parent's Room

A place where your parents have sex.

Katy: "where are you?"
Christina: "in my Parent's room."
Katy:"Ew.Your parents have sex there."

by starrluvsmanny March 9, 2009

parentectomy

1) Panacea of many paediatric concerns
2) Removal of kid's parents from treatment room

Can you assist in an emergency parentectomy?

by negoro February 13, 2005

oral palentologist

Some who frequently finds a "bone" in their mouth.

That porn star always has a penis in her mouth. You could say she's an oral palentologist with how many "bones" she's found in there

by KGardo December 6, 2009

pushover parent

Someone who allows their child to do whatever they wish.

"Fine, but don't tell your mother."
"Stop letting him do that, don't be such a pushover parent Keith!"

by Caitly February 18, 2014