Hose Hog

When someone hits the hookah incessantly and won't pass to the next person
Dude I paid for the hookah brah, stop being a hose hog
by Goatsauce April 09, 2016
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hog heaven

The most literal sense of the expression "hog heaven" is a filthy pig sty with plenty of fresh slop on which to feed. Thus the pigs would be just about as happy as they could be.

People extend this idea to other, perhaps less filthy, situations. I've often heard people say someone was in hog heaven for just about any serendipitous occurrence.
So he walks in and finds a bathtub full of whiskey. Man, he was in hog heaven!
by smenjas March 18, 2010
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hog wash

Not of high quality.
Complete Bull.
Not that awesome.
Kind of crappy.
Not porperly completed work.
A lie.
A statement of an non-accurate origin.
by Jim Don August 18, 2005
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Splooge Hog

A female that takes a shot of man juice to the mouth and asks for more.
after a long day of swallowing man-milk on the set of a porn shoot, the splooge hog was not satisfied and craved more.
by CJ D. September 11, 2007
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Butter Hog

I'd like to do that Butter Hog.
by Butter Hogger June 10, 2003
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hog troughing

The act of sticking one's face between a stud's glutes--tossing and blowing your heart out--thus allowing the glutes to oscillate on your face.
Marcus: So what was the high point of your date?
Kelley: At the end of the night, Pedro was hog troughing me until I thought I would be split in two. Serious fun, could not stop laughing.

Marcus: What did you do last night?
Kelley: Bible, I spent all night hog troughing gym crush, making him moan like a pregnant cow giving birth.
by K. Love June 30, 2009
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Happy Hogging

What one says to a hogger just before he commences a hook up with a fat chick. A farewell for a wingman before he will fall on a grenade and hook up with the duff so that his friend can have the cutie. Bon voyage for nail the whale. A good way to wish someone well as they depart for some fatsex with a plumper.
I asked Fred if he was going to shack up with the big fat fatty he met at the bar. He said yes. I told him, "Happy Hogging!"
by PMax April 24, 2008
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