Adam: I don't think there are grounds to believe in evolution.
Thomas: You don't want to get involved 'cause I'll fucking wipe the floor with you.
Thomas: You don't want to get involved 'cause I'll fucking wipe the floor with you.
by chilly round the willy March 02, 2010
by FBMS May 13, 2019
A term used to describe a certain kind of sadness, often akin to that of living in a dumpster with no real future or friends.
Ever had a waffle fall flat on the floor, glued to the grimy surface with its syrup acting as the suffocating binding agent between what was a perfect, golden, crispy, glistening, waffle and the musty human trash ridden floor? That’s what I feel like, a floor waffle.
by Lightly used napkin March 08, 2022
by wakytaco12 May 17, 2016
When you’re too lazy to use a paper towel or toilet paper during self pleasure, so your cum ends up on the floor
Person 1: Ew, what is that that I just stepped on?! Why is the floor sticky?! ( sticky floor)
Person 2: ....
Person 2: ....
by squim December 07, 2021
by OldManCyclist October 07, 2016