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Slab

A complimentary term used by fishermen to describe another fisherman's giant fish.

Usually a "slab" refers to a massive fish that may not be setting records with length, but it's breaking scales with its weight.
"Oh well dontcha know, looks like you made out not so bad fishing there bud. 44" sockeye, eh? That's a freakin' slab!"
by MNClouser December 1, 2019
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gone to slab

When a middle-aged woman finds that her torso has become one giant block of flesh with no definition from shoulder to butt. Caused by excessive tail-gating, lack of exercise, pounding Chardonnay and unhappiness with their frat lord husbands.
Oh no, looks like Jenny has gone to slab.
by Glen Jr December 26, 2022
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Slab Roller

A term for a person who has drastically lowered their standards for a sexual partner to the point where they resort towards seeking out sex from people who are unspeakably ugly. Most commonly refers to men who resort to having sex with obese and unattractive women out of desperation.
Person 1: "Dude did you hear Victor slept with Big Ronda?!"
Person 2: "No way! She always reeks of B.O.! And isn't she like 400 pounds?!"
Person 1: "I know man. Victor is a total slab roller."
by Haddizzle October 6, 2022
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Stone slab

Little is known about the stone slab/stone slabs, but we do know the stone slab is impervious to any kind of damage, and there seems to be a cult like fan base surrounding the phenomenon, and there were rumors that there have been sacrifices done in honour of the stone slab.
Quote Jacob “Have you been honouring the stone slab today?”.
by Goop Gobbler October 17, 2024
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SLAB

Acronym for stupid lame ass bitch. A quick way to describe or identify a man or woman who does or says something worthy of being punched in the vagina/testicle ie vagesticles.
friend 1: Where the fuck is Sara?
friend 2: Oh she ain't comin', she said had to study.

friend 1: What a fuckin' SLAB!
by DEATHERAGE June 29, 2020
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Slab Slime

When in the action of having Sex, Hobo Jizz secretes out of the vagina,,, While having sex with someone else!!!
Have you heard about and the slab slime.. yeah they said she got all kind of Slab Slime,, gooey and Owweee falling out while she's getting busy
by WillE.Smashem December 24, 2023
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Slab

Slab is when you have a really fat dab
Wanna go take a slab
by Lil nani June 17, 2023
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