Pond Lobster

The kind of filth that takes disgusting mud baths in the dreary backwater hell-scape of Tennessee

Yo, did you see the pond lobster back there laying in that dried up lake?

Yeah, and it is about to rain too!

Figures. Damn pond lobsters...

by DSFish March 16, 2022

pond crane

Tall, unusually lanky welding inspector. Can be identified by its extremely long legs. Most commonly found wading through welders tears on pipeline right-of-ways.

"There goes that ol' pond crane shutting the job down for no reason again.."

by Pipeline Pierce January 17, 2017

Steam pond

Sitting on someone’s face after you work up a nice pond of sweat in your trousers, preferably after a session in the sauna or steam room”

“Never eating another ass again after Jenny steam ponded me last night”

by SammyK’sGuy November 18, 2017

pond lad

a pond lad is a magical lad who lives in a pond. Kind of like the Lady of the Lake, but way cooler and pond-based. He gives people magic pond boons in return for catching fish and is on very good terms with the local newts. He might be an exhibitionist.

Person 1: Why isn't Ray wearing any clothes?
Person 2: I think that's just Pond Lad

by k'rk November 21, 2023

Rainbow Pond

A“Rainbow Pond” is the same thing as a “Pond” which is another way of labelling a type/sexual community except it is in reference to the LGBTQ Community because of the use of the word “Rainbow.”

Pond - is basically a metaphor for a group of fishes (people) that swim one way. In other words, it’s another way of labelling the straight/heterosexual community.

Rainbow Pond - is the same thing as Pond but due to the word “Rainbow” which refers to LGBTQ and Pride. The metaphor for the fishes within the pond are all fishes that swim more than one way (they’re people part of the LGBTQ Community).

Mercedeze: Never have i ever had sex with the same gender.

Sammie: Guilty as charged.
Mercedeze: Girl, no comment *winky emoji*
Chris: @Mercedeze Honey, yould you ever dip your toes in the Rainbow pond? LOL
Mercedeze: @Chris My Rainbow has a little pink in it.

by Issafact786 March 13, 2023

Tavak/Jon Ponds

The worst human being you have ever come across, they shower in cooking oil, they beg for helper, and cry when you give nix console access on infinity earth.

I do not want to talk to tavak/jon ponds, they are so annoying!

by Solus_OS January 22, 2022

Fish Pond Problem

"Have a fish pond problem" = Thinking you have a huge, critically important problem to deal with.

Compared to - "Making a mountain out of a molehill" = Exaggerating and exacerbating a very minor, insignificant issue into a tremendous obstacle or crisis.

Owners of fish ponds ( like koi ponds) get very upset if something goes wrong with their koi or the environment. The world is ending if there is a fish pond problem.

John was stressed about missing the office holiday party, but his wife told him he was having a fish pond problem and it wasn't that big of a deal.
When the restaurant messed up my order, I started to get really worked up until my friend said "Relax, you're having a fish pond problem again over something minor."
Sarah tends to have a lot of fish pond problems - she'll obsess over tiny issues like being 5 minutes late as if they're catastrophic events.
The team spent two hours debating the colors for the new logo design. Their manager finally had to intervene and say they were having a fish pond problem before refocusing them.

by erinod23 June 4, 2024