Chocolate pond

Stick your foot in Ian’s chocolate pond
by babyyodadabadabada October 10, 2020
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sandra ponde

Sandra ponde is typically a devil in human form. She tends to take alot of cock that causes a deformation in the wastal areas of her body in her later years. She doesn't like children and often treats them as slaves to feel power and authority over them. She tends to marry older men. She behaves very controlling but is just trying to make you afraid
Miss sandra

ponde is the worst.

Sandra ponde is not fit to raise/teach these kids
by Harrymcdonald November 22, 2023
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Ponding

The art of pressing two peoples asshole together and one of the people shitting into the other’s asshole
“Bro I with Sophie and we were ponding.”
Ew bro that’s disgusting.”
by Ohiorizzler42069 May 24, 2024
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Ponding

When your golf ball gets extremely close to a body of water without going in. The ball and water become very close friends.
My golf ball was ponding with the creek on hole number 1.
by H2omeier June 28, 2017
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whale in the pond

If someone who is too big and not appreciated.
Hey jack you that America is too small to fill trumps ego he’s like a whale in the pond.
Jack: fuck off
by Hazel cloud May 30, 2021
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Pond blaster

Person 1: Im gonna fucking hit you with thePond blaster

Person 2: no! I dont know what that means. yet.

Person 1: (n) An excretion. A powerful extrection

Person 2: I dont think thats what it means i think its Cumming in the sink, I dont know bout you
by gamer yoda November 20, 2019
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