Murtough List

A list of things that a person of a certain age is to old for. Named after Murtough from the Lethal Weapon movies who keeps saying, "I'm getting to old for this stuff." Also this list is made famous by the T.V. show 'How I Met Your Mother'.

Nic: "So I just got done throwing water balloons from the top of the building."
Tyler: "Dude, we're getting to old for that."
Nic: "What do you mean?"
Tyler: "I think it needs to go on the Murtough List."

by NicholasAce July 19, 2012

tit list

A “hit list” of tits you wanna see.

Bro1: “Bro she has much boobs.”

Bro2: “Oh yea, definitely on my tit list.”

by PunnyHumor March 21, 2019

Foreplay List

A playlist of specific songs individually selected for foreplay before having intercourse.

Hey man, her panties dropped when she heard my foreplay list.

by Lavid Lguyen January 12, 2018

cunt list

An ordinary list containing extraordinary people who have either wronged you, undercut you, back stabbed you, blamed you to the point that you reward them by allowing them hononary induction onto your cunt list.

This guy at work keeps a mental list of all the people that have pissed him off. He calls it his cunt list.

by Nitro_Pedro May 6, 2018

captain's list

the short list of people with whom you would feel comfortable talking on the phone while you are dropping a deuce

My girlfriend has asked me to remove her from my captain's list.

by Ae5Ea8 April 27, 2016

Fuck-it list

A list of things you want to fuck before you die.
Example: dog, cat, bob from next door, etc.

Jane: hey did you see that sexy seagull?
Mary: yeah. I’ll put it on my fuck-it list.

by Partykiller June 16, 2018

Shadow Listing

Shadow Listing is a list of people mainly in the Art community/Adoptable Community who are on a thin line for getting something from an artist.

A way to get Shadow Listed is by complaining about unfair rules in a Artist's/Creator's post when you do not get something, whining about how a Artist/Creator decides to keep a Adoptable, or you have harassed someone the Artist/Creator knew/is friends with.

All it does is lower the possibility of the person getting accepted, even if they are the only one who offers/enters.

I'm Shadow Listing Marble, so now she doesn't have a high chance of getting the Dragon Adopt.

by Azhure/Simpai April 6, 2021