Beer Noodling

When you are randomly looking for a beer in a cooler/refrigerator with your hand and not looking directly in there. Much like the practice of catfish noodling.

Mike spent about two minutes beer noodling in the fridge before he came out with one.

by Ricky Stroker January 9, 2012

limp noodle

Weak individual - a person of weak character, weak physical constitution, weak mental constitution, or all three.

Travis is a limp noodle. He is simply unable to lead any project.

by Truth to Power April 5, 2009

noodle groovin'

a little unintentional dance performed by tweakers after being up too long.

damn dude, you need to stop your noodle groovin'!

by Kevin Jourdan May 25, 2007

noodling the marinara

When a man sucks on the string of a woman's tampon starting at the end of the string and sucking until his mouth reaches her menstruating vagina. Noodling the marinara normally involves multiple repititions of sucking on the string but can involve only one repitition.
Noodling the marinara is similar to the scene in Lady and the Tramp where the 2 dogs are eating spaghetti and end up kissing. The primary difference is that the woman doesn't need to do anything and instead of sucking on a spaghetti noodle, the man is sucking on a tampon string.

Its a good thing I was on the rag otherwise I'd never know how good he was at noodling the marinara.

by blancheandrico August 3, 2009

Danger noodle

A snake

"It looked like a danger noodle for a second, it was just a piece of wire"

by Don't use your real name. If May 12, 2019

noodle snob

typically a university student, who refuses to settle for the supermarket value noodles and only eat the more expensive and 'better quality' varieties, desspite there being little or no difference between both products.

Dude what sort of noodles ya cookin'?

Mild Curry flavour, bachelor's of course!

Oh your such a noodle snob!

by BigBadBurny March 5, 2009

spaghetti noodle

nickname for your super tall and super skinny boyfriend.

a cute name for someone lanky or gumpy

"I like... really skinny guys, like super super skinny and tall - the more they look like gumpy, the better, like no body fat, no muscles, I just want to date a spaghetti noodle"

by finnmobile August 27, 2019