Subway Straight Jacket

When you are sitting between 2 people on the subway or bus and you cannot move your arms, like you are in a straight jacket.

Inspired by Stefon from Saturday Night Live, who coined the term Subway Sleeping Bag.

The train was packed this morning! 2 people sat beside me so I got stuck in such a subway straight jacket!

by rebmacandcheese January 17, 2013

Subway Seat Shamer

Members of the public (social justice sociopaths) who feel compelled to targeted commuters on subway/mass transit lines to give up their seats to perceivably more deserving people, and if rejected, proceeds to take pictures of these commuters to shame on social media, often conveniently leaving out other more able-bodied commuters who are just as able to give up their seats, because then there will be nothing to post on social media.

"At first I didn't know why the seats were all empty on this train but all the commuters were standing. Then I heard a rumor that this subway line is very popular with Subway Seat Shamers. I was told there are hundreds of pictures of passengers taken on this subway line floating around on social media. The comments were brutal."

by theminoritydude June 23, 2016

Hop on subway surfers

Where two man play subway surfers together while they are having anal sex

Bob: "Hey, wanna hop on subway surfers"

by UwUGamerBoy_462 April 16, 2022

Subway surfer

Anyone who sends nudes,lewd videos or any other suggestive content over the internet.

No you don't know him like I do he's literally a subway surfer

by Thunder fade August 12, 2021

Bulgarian subway train

The subway system in Sofia, Bulgaria. Opened on January 28, 1998.

He's riding in a Bulgarian subway train.

by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 June 20, 2016

Second Avenue Subway

A reminder on how slow and incompetent tha City of New York and tha MTA is when it comes to building long-term public works projects. Fiorello LaGuardia and Robert Moses were responsible for tearing down tha 3rd and 2nd Aves. elevated lines and fucking over tha Lexington Ave. subway commuters in tha progress with third world style crowding, while promising them a Second Avenue Subway. Construction began in tha early 70's, but tha City got fucked with a fiscal crisis and only unbuilt portions is what remains of tha Second Avenue Subway today.

Tha Second Avenue Subway will be constructed at tha end of 2004. Too little, too late.

by Omega Death November 15, 2003

E.Z (Subway Surfers)

E.Z is a super cool guy with sick dancy moves. He has red coat? He runs fast and can jump over subway trains. ???? Cool person. Pretty chill guy. Would hang out with him if given the opportunity.

Oh man, that E.Z (Subway Surfers) guy is a cool guy.

by Tf what's a pseudonym May 24, 2021