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You know... Back to the boycotting... And...
Hym "Speaking of Nike... I mean you're going to boycott Bud Light for doing a tranny ad... But... You're NOT BOYCOTTING the catholic church... For fucking kids in the butt... 🤨 I... How does that work? Like... 'Making a mockery of women?' Unacceptable. Butt-fucking a choir boy? Eh, well, it's fine 🤷 ♂️ I mean, one of those things is CLEARY worse than the other, right? There's got to be something going on there... I mean... Because I've said 'Things only bad when they happen to women' like a million times... And it's... How do you reconcile that? Doesn't it make the boycott seem a little performative? A little disingenuous maybe? I mean... You cast Milo aside for getting molested by a priest (which is fucked up in a number of different ways) but how are you not boycotting the church? I don't get it... Well, I DO get it because I'm a genius (You're clearly taking out your inability to reconcile with your own faith and are transferring those emotions on to the tranny (which is why you call it a 'religious war') and are being disingenuous regarding the degree to which transgenderism is a problem in society but... Jordan should be helping you with that."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2023
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Nike Tech Demon

a dude who wears a nike tech and does funny shit and identifies as a Nike Tech Demon
by Nike Tech Demon September 25, 2023
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Nike

The most beautiful girl on the world. She's amazing and makes her friends laugh all the time. Her smile make all your pain go away and if she laughs you have to laugh with her. A hug from her makes you feel like the most important person all over the world.
I love you, Nike.
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Nike is the most beautiful human being. They are a very understanding and reliable person, plus they possess the ability to make you laugh at the most stupid joke. Nike has made lots of memorable and special moments with lots of people and is dear to all his friends. He's also super hot and pretty lel. Favorite person<3
Nike is kinda fruity hmmm.
I watched attack on titan with Nike the entire night.
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The name Nike originates from the ancient Greek godess of Victory (Nike). And well as the Name indicates Nikes are winners and you are a winner if you're lucky enough to meet one!

Nikes do look good especially when they rock those slightly oversized sweaters! They are always nice to talk to and you can have a good laugh with them!
They don't really like to show off and they maybe need some time to open up to you, but if they do you really found yourself a gem! Keep it!
Person1: Oh is that Nike over there, do you know her?
Person2: No, I've never seen her before
Person1: Oh you should get to know her! Or else you're really missing something.
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Nike is the most beautiful human being in this world. She is powerful, magical, and the cleverest Person I ever met. She knows everything and her brain is a blessing for the World. This is because shes got the power of being perfect. She is by far the most incredible biological creature.
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A pejorative slur for a Black Person used to circumvent chat filters and websites that ban the use of the n-word whilst simultaneously creating a negative association with the popular sports brand of the same name.
Person 1: Did you see R. Kelly ruling the other day?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a dirty nike!
by Lovecraft's Kitty July 18, 2022
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