a nigel danger wank
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Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.
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Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.
by mrs tosser October 7, 2025
Get the a nigel danger wank..mug. 
by Bexamillion August 31, 2010
Get the Nigel Daviesmug. by mrs tosser August 3, 2025
Get the conflicted Nigelmug. Nigel — noun
A colloquial term given to a friendless Australian person, often a social misfit. The term originated in Australia in the 1970s, it has evolved over the years to include Asian Australian immigrants, who often has a fondness of all the new joiner ladies in their place of work. Usually has chronic erectile dysfunction (“ED”) and found carrying old lunches and hams in their gym bag.
A colloquial term given to a friendless Australian person, often a social misfit. The term originated in Australia in the 1970s, it has evolved over the years to include Asian Australian immigrants, who often has a fondness of all the new joiner ladies in their place of work. Usually has chronic erectile dysfunction (“ED”) and found carrying old lunches and hams in their gym bag.
Colleague V: “what do you have in your gym bag?”
Nigel: “oh I’ve just got the delivered meals that our boss didn’t eat, and I’ve got an entire ham. BAU.”
Colleague V: “why do you carry those around?”
Nigel: “because I’m a Nigel”
Nigel: “oh I’ve just got the delivered meals that our boss didn’t eat, and I’ve got an entire ham. BAU.”
Colleague V: “why do you carry those around?”
Nigel: “because I’m a Nigel”
by Y_C November 22, 2021
Get the Nigelmug. 
by mrs tosser August 6, 2025
Get the down syndrome nigelmug.