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nigel suicide wank

when your having a wank just before blow load, shout of Mum( diseased and rottin), bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room
by mrs tosser October 4, 2025
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Nigel

The rubbish bin, or the trash itself.
Oscar: Hey Cookie!
Cookie: Why are you staying with Nigel all the time?
Oscar: YDB! We love each other, so don’t judge us!
by YDBeemo October 15, 2018
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Nigel Shahbaz

A really cool guy that is a magnet to all the ladies. He is also 6'5 and a jacked alpha.
That guy so muscular and gets all the ladies, he's like a "Nigel Shahbaz!"
by Alphaboy123 June 14, 2023
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Nigel Shahbaz

A really cool guy that is a magnet to the ladies. He is also 6'5 and a jacked alpha.
Wow that guy gets all the girls, he must be a "Nigel Shahbaz!"
by Alphaboy123 June 14, 2023
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Nigel Farage ass

A horrific site that has been revealed in the reality show ' I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here.'
Nigel Farage
Person 1: Have u seen Nigel Farage ass on I'm a Celeb.
Person 2: No, why the F*** are you looking at that.
by Masterg1 November 24, 2023
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nigel suicide wank

when your having a wank just before blow load, shout of Mum( diseased and rottin), bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room
by mrs tosser October 1, 2025
mugGet the nigel suicide wankmug.

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