by jinglebells519 December 31, 2011
by Briana.bug December 23, 2017
by Xero42 June 16, 2011
When you decide to masturbate on New Year after staying up past midnight. Generally used as a method of clearing your mind for New Year's Resolution.
A: How did you come up with your New Year's Resolution?
B: New Year's Coom. Post nut clarity did it all.
B: New Year's Coom. Post nut clarity did it all.
by notcommiesquirrel January 01, 2021
aw fuck him he's a new years tissue
by spaghetti-chan September 21, 2021
Mozzaddy new year, a term that was popularised on social networking site last.fm in early 2025, is a mentality. If somebody is having a mozzaddy new year they are rejecting all social norms and not giving a hootenanny!
Woke up and can't be bothered getting out of bed, I'll just piss in this cup. It's a mozzaddy new year after all.
by chiccliquechick January 17, 2025
by Mia <3333 January 01, 2023