Negative Slush

A person who is so lonely due to no bitches they become gay

"Hey, did you hear that John got Negative Slush'd?" "Bro, I never expected him to become gay"

by bigone09210 April 20, 2022

paying negative dollars

buying clothes (normally used) for a certain price, then finding more money in the pocket than what you originally paid for them

I bought a $20 pair of jeans at Plato's Closet the other day and found a wadded up $50 dollar bill in one of the pockets when I got home. I love paying negative dollars for clothes.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 12, 2009

That One Negative Asshole

When you are looking at the most hilarious posting on the Internet, and there is a rate section, and most are thumbs up and one thumb down...Unfortunately.

That One Negative Asshole has to try and spoil everything. sigh. Can't they get a grip on life, and piss their pants every once in a while?

by Abraham's Adversary December 3, 2016

negativesource.com

trey doigs attempt to boost his self esteem because he has nothing else in his life to look forward to every day.

Since Laura Nemeth stepped all over treys itty bitty heart, he had to create negativesource.com so he wouldn't kill himself.

by moptop November 29, 2003

Negative Cleavage

When a girl is so skinny it looks like her chest is sinking into her.

Guy 1: Dude! Did you see that girl? She has negative cleavage!

Guy 2: Ew, sucks for her. Can't catch any guys with that.

by tobi-roll March 15, 2010

Negative Boner

When something turns you off so much, that you’re dick physically cringes and you feel no attraction for a short period of time.

*finds picture of grandma naked*
“Dude! I just got a Negative Boner!”

by ThE cReAtOr July 4, 2018

Conglomerate Negative 1

The theory that ugly girls flock together as a group, which in turn decreases the overall hotness of said group, bringing the group as a whole down to a -1 on the Binary Scale

The Binary Scale is between 0 and 1, 0 meaning you would have sex, 1 being you wouldn't.

So a Conglomerate Negative 1 is off the charts of ugly.

"Damn dude, that Conglomerate Negative 1 that just walked in really killed the party. Like, they are all ugly as shit."

by Eraw March 9, 2010