swing my napkin

tonight billy will swing my napkin
by doodypants123 June 26, 2017
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can i get a napkin

you're at lunch and choking on your food and you're asking for a napkin yet you sound like a demon and everyone is laughing at you instead
*eating nachos at lunch and starts choking* "can I get a napkin?"
by gayrights27 January 24, 2022
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courtesy napkin

That useless little scrap of paper wrapped around your ice cream cone/coffee cup/fish sandwich/etc. It's absolutely useless except possibly as toilet paper, but it shows you that the food people care.
I've got ice cream all over my hands now, thanks to that stupid courtesy napkin.
by littlebleu August 15, 2010
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napkin dream

When home boy writes something down on a napkin that is going to change his life the evening before when the powder kicks in, and blows his nose with it the next morning when he wakes up before throwing it away and never coming back to it.
by YourBrotherInLaw November 17, 2016
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Brown Napkin

When a cat poops on you cheek when you are sleeping and then lays on your face and you wake up with poop stain on your face. Aka brown napkin
Yo bro! I woke up with a brown napkin this morning. Fuck my cat, I should have let Mark the Asian eat him...
by CockMonster101 July 28, 2015
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dunch napkin

the warm feeling on your neck when you're going down on a girl and she farts
by barnacle jow January 17, 2011
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Ass napkin

A folded piece of toilet paper or some sort of hemorrhoid pad/wipe that you put in between your ass cheeks to prevent itching.
I had such bad itchy rats ass during work today I had to put in an ass napkin!
by Hor hickie doger November 11, 2021
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