Slang that originates from the uptown Bronx the word is taken from mystery and basically means your weird a lame or a bozo it can also be said as mystic or mysty
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Dude, last night I walked in on Katrina while she was giving Perry a musty dog.
Mr. Chad frequently asks his employees to give him a musty dog.
Terry could not resist asking for a musty dog after cutting the grass.
William: Hey Brandi. I think we should try something new today.
Brandi: Like what?
William: Give me a musty dog! Now!
Brandi: But William, you have so much hair all around your ass and on your taint, it will be like eating a hay bale. Consider shaving that monkey ass of yours and then I will give you the best musty dog!
William: Okay, I will do as you say. I may be whipped, but I'm so horny right now.
Mr. Wardrip frequently gets a musty dog on Sunday afternoons.
(also frequently referred to as "getting a Wathen"
Mr. Chad frequently asks his employees to give him a musty dog.
Terry could not resist asking for a musty dog after cutting the grass.
William: Hey Brandi. I think we should try something new today.
Brandi: Like what?
William: Give me a musty dog! Now!
Brandi: But William, you have so much hair all around your ass and on your taint, it will be like eating a hay bale. Consider shaving that monkey ass of yours and then I will give you the best musty dog!
William: Okay, I will do as you say. I may be whipped, but I'm so horny right now.
Mr. Wardrip frequently gets a musty dog on Sunday afternoons.
(also frequently referred to as "getting a Wathen"
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1. The mystery of mysteries. Somthing so mysterious not even Sherlock could take a crack at it.
2. Also can be used to name an unknown place.
2. Also can be used to name an unknown place.
1. John: Who the fuck stole my brownies?
Tyler: I don't know. Wasn't me.
Darryl: It's a mysterymania then..
2. Don: Where you live at?
Jake: In Donora, Pennsylvania
Don: That's a mysterymania to me.
Tyler: I don't know. Wasn't me.
Darryl: It's a mysterymania then..
2. Don: Where you live at?
Jake: In Donora, Pennsylvania
Don: That's a mysterymania to me.
by Bringin88 August 25, 2009
Get the Mysterymania mug.To wipe and wash up one's Musty Basement aka dirty ass. May also apply to one's arse that has been given a cream pie.
After tapping his foot in the stall, Larry was joined by a brawny mate who pumped his arse full and left Larry Cleaning the Musty Basement when they were finished.
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Doggy style, placing the penis into the ass crack, then generously smacking the right and left butt cheeks simultaneously which generates a fatty suction wave, pulling the penis into a mystery hole, either the vajayjay or pooper.
Note: Requires minimal effort for penetration.
Doggy style, placing the penis into the ass crack, then generously smacking the right and left butt cheeks simultaneously which generates a fatty suction wave, pulling the penis into a mystery hole, either the vajayjay or pooper.
Note: Requires minimal effort for penetration.
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