mongolian surprise

when you take a shit in the public showers

i was going to shower but somebody left a mongolian surprise

by mikecw December 25, 2008

monellah

Monellah is a ugly ass girl who gets all the guys. She is all gang gang and PSA is her life.

Hey did you see Monellah?
Ugh yeah bob likes her now

by awsxdr5tgvbuij September 26, 2017

soup monger

A crotchety guy from Scotland and he is probably a Communist. He plays the drums for all the world on BBC and gets ALL of the ladies. Sometimes more than two at a time. You go Old Bean!

He is also a SuperMod on The JD and you can visit him there. I do.

Soup Monger was being such a dick, he fielded three of my threads this week alone!

by kevin horan October 29, 2009

mongolian overbite

eating the twig and the berrys; blow job where not only the cock is swallowed so is the ball sack; eating the frank and the beans

she suckeed my balls and my dick at the same time, she called it a mongolian overbite

by billy blumpkin September 23, 2005

mongolian super buffet

The Mongolian Super Buffet involves one live person, a midget, and a dead body. You lay the dead body on a hard surface of your choice. The one live(normal sized person) then proceeds to give the corpse oral. While the person is giving oral to the corpse, the midget then comes running(either in costume or dressed normal) and jumps on the corpes body. The corpse's orgrans will then be shot out of the vagina/asshole and into the persons mouth.

I only went there to identify a person, and I ended up giving that body a mongolian super buffet.

by whatttttt December 25, 2007

mongolian facemask

When a man or woman eats extremely spicy food then waits at least 2 hours (or until they really have to poop) then has their partner take a lo mein noodle and stick it through one nostril and bring it part way out the other so half is hanging out either side reassembling a Mongolian mustache. The partner then takes the noodle hanging from their nose and tickles the others asshole until they shit all over their face. They then let the shit dry and keep the noodle in their nose and wear this as face paint to a social gathering.

"Hey Thomas I really like your face paint you wore to my daughters birthday party!"

"Thanks, Kelly gave me a Mongolian facemask."

by DaxTheDestroyer June 19, 2016

mongolian talking sickness

A disease, exclusively afflicting those of the slanty-eyed persuasion, that prevents them from using the plural form of any word.

Speaking as if there is only one of everything in the world.

The chow mein contain mushroom, onion, bean sprout, bamboo shoot, carrot, and noodle.

by John Heinz Kerry March 7, 2005