Mons

A mons can find varies uses of a hoover - handy when dealing with a 1cm insect. However she can sometimes defend Brighton airport which isn't actually an airport... she is deluded about the area she lives in - she thinks its nice but in reality its got nothing on donny. Mons also cant live without a shads in her life, fully dependant on his existence. She is known to suck at naughts and crosses.

Karen stop being such a mons

Sorry, im being such a mons today

by shanica May 31, 2020

mon

an alternate spelling of moon, can mean whatever the user desires. can be used to express happiness, surprise, heartbreak, anger, and anything else.

usually followed by an emoji or emoticon

guy 1: Hey, how are you taking the breakup?
guy 2: mon 🥺💔

by skrrtskrrtbruv September 7, 2020

The Mon(k)ey

when you feel empty inside and you go outside and spend money on things you don't need

you experience a short lived rush or high only to be followed by regret, shock, disgust. similar to drug use and addiction. the brain's stimuli are the same.
"Its insane what happens when i am let loose at the mall and experience The Mon(k)ey.

by Krkič September 19, 2020

Mon Sashimi

The name given to those who have been rejected by their crush but are still adored by all.

I ask Jessica out and she said no.

At least you are still a Mon Sashimi.

by Urban my Jurbin November 25, 2017

Ei mon

One who is very unique and fun to be with, always concerned, one that you will have unconditional love for.

OMG! Dude you're lucky to have Ei Mon

by deep love December 25, 2016

Mon Soliman

'Mon Soliman!' is a Filipino slang expression which means 'Thank you very much!"

King: Oh Ricky you look good today.
Ricky: Mon Soliman!

Aldwin: You are very hardworking!

JP: Mon Soliman! My pleasure.

by Batang Hamog January 26, 2017

Mon

Mon is cool + handsome + bigeyes + lovely + beautiful . Mon = all the good things mix together.

I am mon

by EnglishKingKon November 22, 2021