cock miner

A person searching through friendster or myspace profiles for hot guys. When one is located there may be several connected to him, similar to finding a vein of gold.

Dear Marie,
I wasted 3 hours online today being a cock miner, but look what I found for you! See attached profile.
Love,
Jane

by BRC October 6, 2005

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misery

a state of "fucked upness"

I feel fucking miserable cause the rafting trip ruined my relationship with my girlfriend. Fucking miserable rafting trip!

by wretched individual September 30, 2003

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Miserable Coffee

A cup of coffee, usually Maxwell House, that is drunk in a miserable; sad and depressing, cold situation, to either make the situation either less or even more miserable.

Ugh, what a morning, I'm gonna go get another cup of miserable coffee.

by T405ED March 9, 2009

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miserbration

Celebrating a miserable event

"This is a miserbration of my finger joint injury. 6 months today - cheers!" (Jude Gibson, 18th September 2014)

by Gerry Crabbe September 18, 2014

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miserable fucking prick

A person that has no moral understanding. An ass hat. Someone that parks like a schmuck and doesn't apologize. Worse than a miserable prick.

Someone that lives at 11900 Champion Lake

This miserable fucking prick blocked my car.

by Justletmepark May 29, 2018

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