Miracle

Miracle- a shaggy ass booty bitch she know here couchi stink inside and out and it be burning u say imma hoe at least my couchi don't stink

Miracle aka nightmare can u take a fucking shower😂

by Maylasia Hawkawns October 26, 2019

Dating Miracle

Dating a Miracle is the best thing you can do. They have guys/girls all over them but will always choose you in a crowd. They're attractive, loyal, caring, and always do their best to keep everyone happy. They love to be around you but can seem shy at first and may avoid eye contact but sometimes they just have to get comfortable around you.

She/Her
"Even around all those other guys, Miracle still chose her bf"
"Miracle is soo pretty I can hardly resist her"
"I'm so happy now that I've started dating Miracle"
He/Him:
"Miracle always checks on his girl and shows her so much love"
"Miracle's always getting jealous when he sees other guys look at his gf."

by Anonymous >:) April 17, 2022

Flat Miracle

A male enhancement product made from fix-a-flat and Miracle Grow

I gotta get me some of that flat miracle.

by ac000000 January 11, 2011

Miracle Bowl

When you leave multiple strains of weed keef sit in a grinder for 6 months then scrape it out and smoke it.

Guy 1: "Yo, dude, you wanna smoke a miracle bowl?"
Guy 2: "Let's keef our lungs."

by CGering July 7, 2020

miracle round

DRUGS!!! Like crack cocaine.

Dude, do you have any miracle round?

We’re gonna get so high off miracle round

by martylosthisclothez February 12, 2023

Apple miracle

A highly improbable or extraordinary event, development, or accomplishment that involves an Apple product

I accidentally threw my iPhone into the pool. Luckily when I got it out it nothing was damaged. It was an Apple miracle!

by xroger6769 August 16, 2012

Marinated Marble Miracle

The act of steeping your balls in a preferred liquid or sauce for a number of hours in order to impart the flavor of the chosen marinade onto your balls for your partner; preferably done without being asked.

"Holy fuckin' shit Sarah you won't believe this, Gideon gave me a 'Marinated Marble Miracle' last night; I never thought balls could taste like Pepsi™! It was a Miracle!"

by Cries4aWiener November 13, 2019