Minecraft

A cheap drug in which you build and remove blocks to make awe inspiring structures. Its more addictive than heroin.

Mother: What are you doing in your room? You've been in here for 2 hours, you're not jerking off are you?
Son: No, shut the fuck up I'm playing Minecraft

by BlackShakespeare February 11, 2021

Minecraft

a way to rage while getting changed

Your mum plays minecraft while geting changed you see her she says shit noggins you scream and put on your mums panties

by The word dano June 24, 2019

minecraft

a gaem wear u hit blox and maek wepeojns and destroy monstore yes

help me i slept inn the neter in minecraft

by cosmicfoam April 25, 2022

Minecraft

Minecraft is a really good excuse for someone to get out of your room.

Me: MOM GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT

by Who's Candace? May 10, 2021

Minecraft

The best game that will ever exist. It is a game for alphas, unlike the beta abomination known as fortnite.

Guy 1: “Hey bro wanna do some Minecraft?”
Guy 2: “Sure bro”

by Big Ol' Boy April 21, 2020

Minecraft

gods personal playground.

God: Earth is cool
God: *sees minecraft*
God: Nevermind fuck you earth.

by big manchild May 22, 2019

Minecraft

The greatest game where you can play with infinite wonders and endless possibilities, there is no end or beginning (unless you count 2009 it's beginning). You can do whatever you want with no limits, you can help climb a mountain or cave exploring, with stuff like servers you can play as a team!

Minecraft: Dude did you hear about Minecraft 1.17
Pro Minecrafter: WHAT, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME, WHERE IS IT
Minecrafter: It's not out
Pro Minecrafter: *slams head on table

by XM does MC November 12, 2020