mexican shits

The shits you get after eating a large amount of Mexican food. You can often feel the spicyness as it exits your ass.

"Chinga man, I ate 4 tacos and some salsa last night and now I got the Mexican shits! My asshole is on fire!!!!"

by Pepeman November 11, 2006

Mexican Starfish

Verb: The act of coating an object in Tabasco Sauce, then inserting it into a willing (or sleeping) participants asshole, causing it to burn

Don't pass out during Hell Week you may wake up to a Mexican Starfish.

by Azereus September 7, 2013

Mexican Freddy

The act of tickling your nutsack as you fart.

Yo, I just gave myself a Mexican Freddy!

by llemssgin420 November 2, 2011

mexican handwarmer

When you piss in a can or bottle to make a hand warmer.

I was so cold and had to piss so bad so I made a Mexican handwarmer.

by JM0N January 26, 2017

Mexican Sausage

A female lays down on a bed or flat surface face up. The male fists a taco (or any other Mexican food) into the females vaginal cavity, the male cums into the females vagina and mixes it with his Sausage (penis). After this step the male scopes up the taco with his sausage (penis) and spoon feeds the female.

Both sides of the sexual experience will receive a high levels of satisfaction. (Can use Anus for homosexuals)

"Wow john that was a great Mexican sausage, your an amazing cook," *winks*

by Mexican gardener November 20, 2015

Mexican Marshmallow

to give a mexican marshmallow is to piss on a small ball of toilet paper, and then throwing it at someone else.

Steve was being a little bitch the other day so I gave him a good ol' Mexican Marshmallow.

by Casterbaster July 10, 2020

mexican giver

A Mexican that leaves all their shit at your house

Damn! Jack is such a Mexican giver. His skis have been at my house for months.

by gazellien May 29, 2017