paper mate

A pencil that puts really crapy erasers on thier pencils. Instaed of being soft and eraseing stuff they are hard and just slide over the paper.

Jack: Why won't my fuggin' pencil erase?
Joe: Well, let me see, ahh it's the shiitiest pencil company in the world, thats why.

by p00pies May 6, 2004

wtf mate

usually said when surprised or confused. w-what t-the f-f*ck

pronounced: dub-ah-yoo tee eff may-teh

bob: durka durka akrad mahammad albid durka

steve: wtf mate?

by durka akrad May 14, 2006

ello mate

Traditional Aussie greeting

Bob: Ello Mate
Bentley: Ello you fuckin cunt

by coolcid1234 September 16, 2017

Soul mate

Someone you can touch butts with forever and its okay!

Youre my soul mate baby lets touch butts

by crumperstilskin February 13, 2015

Yus Mate

Are words used by the english rock band One Night Only, and now also used by many of their fans. Can be written in different ways ( yars mate,yos mate, yass mate etc) and is abbreviated "YM". "Yus-yass-yos-yhos-yars" all these words mean "Yes" ,and mate means "mate" of course.

George : Next week i will travel to Paris
Jack: That's amazing!
George: Yus mate!!!

by Yhos_mate January 23, 2011

whoa mate

the mating call of the elusive trevor. only one held in captivity.

"whoa mate wanna shag?"

by [random]_[definition] January 19, 2008

Please Mate

Originating from the Crown Poker Room, meaning "yeah whatevers mate".

Villain wins pot: As if you call me down with ace high...ship it!
Hero: Please mate. *disgusted*

Villain loses pot: As if you call me down with ace high!
Hero: Please mate...I knew you were bluffing.

by Furniture T June 1, 2011