maryland sharpshooter

When you're about to give someone a facial, you step back 3-5 feet and piss during ejaculation adding pressure to the cumshot for it to travel longer.

"Bro last night, I gave this thick girl a Maryland Sharpshooter"

by Killmelmao123 March 11, 2017

maryland pass

If a car is stopped to turn left on a two lane road, you don't stop... Hit that shoulder and keep moving.

That guy tried to Maryland pass me and clipped my mirror.

by 6sicky6 May 13, 2018

Maryland Mozzarella

the left over crusty cum that was left on your penis after masterbating.

When i was giving him a blowjob, i realized he had Maryland Mozzarella! i didn’t know he masterbated that much! gross.

by king JUULian September 3, 2018

Maryland

The weirdest political state ever. We have a nice beach but also the most dangerous city in the country. Washington DC is on our border too.

Did you see that guy with the long ass neck? He said he was from Maryland.

by michaelthegreat December 16, 2018

Maryland Crab fries

When you're in the process of eating a hairy girl's ass out and you crochet her hairs into a net with your tongue as If it was a cheery stem. She then shits out through the net creating delicious warm fries ready for consumption(add old bay if desired).

Hey bro I just had some maryland crab fries the other night with my gf

by Maryland crabber January 14, 2020

Maylany

Maylany is the type of person you can always trust, she’s always be there for you no matter what. She’ll love you unconditionally and whatever you need she gots it.

“Maylany advice would be great” of course

by anonymous October 20, 2020

Maylany

Most happy and loving person, very down to earth and if you ever need help with anything Maylany has your back no matter what. She’s always there for you and you can trust her for anything.

Maylany is such an amazing friend

by anonymous October 20, 2020