lokes

short for "lowkey", to keep things on the down low; to be secretive over something.

"Hey you know Cheryl cheated on Nick's ass with Mike?"
"Yeah but keep it on the lokes."

by ain't a snitch nigga April 29, 2014

lords chips

Did he not tell you they were the lords chips....

The Lords Chips are holy in the way of a ninja masturbating in a corner but in Japanese shrine. Also may refer to a man who has grieved over the loss of his beloved left testicle.

by Peter's Dick Pencil December 1, 2016

lonesome dove

The act of fucking reverse cowboy style while using rusty hooks and the reigns.

Note; make sure to stretch beforehand, as the rusty hooks will require you to stretch your arms backwards and your dick forwards and under.

This should only be done to avoid doing anything important. Especially when being asked to help do something that would otherwise inconvenience yourself.

Ex: Joseph was supposed to pick up the kids but called saying he was busy with the lonesome dove, and now child protective services is here.

Adam was supposed to help us carry grandmas casket at the funeral but ended up lonesome doving us.

I have a job interview today, but I think I might lonesome dove that shit.

by Oliver Loving June 8, 2016

Vag Lobes

The tacky look of too much stretching of the ear. If your stretched earring hole has progressed to the point where the earlobe is torn, surgical reconstruction may be the only option. Earlobe repair surgery is done under local anesthesia at which time the stretched earring hole is sewn closed until healing occurs.

"Damn that girls vag lobes are loose!"

by underYOURskin March 10, 2009

Lordsburg

Lordsburg, the perfect place to stop on I-10 between El Paso and Phoenix. There are many resturants and enough hotel rooms to room everyone that actually lives in Lordsburg. If you are visiting, we will know...especially if your white. White kids should get minority scholorships for college here. the only white people are ranchers and border patrol agents...most of them are mexican to...! there isnt much to do, we drink and shoot things...or go out of town. All in all lordsburg is a great place as long as your just passing through...if you have to live there, Im sorry!

lets stop in Lordsburg for gas

If we stop to eat in Lordsburg we will get gas

I sure hope we dont get stuck in Lordsburg!

When are we going through Lordsburg...we just passed it

by theonethatgotawayfromhell March 15, 2009

Lonestar

1. v. To fail epically despite being previously hyped and acclaimed.

2. v. To disappear immediately from the collective consciousness without warning.

3. n. A reputable person with superior skills, but terrible luck.

Based upon the immensely popular and long-running television series, "Lone Star".

The biggest lonestar of 1986 was Bill Buckner.

by Vance Platinum October 28, 2010

Lonestar

Another term for a Texan, more specifically someone considered badass or hardcore Texan.

You don't mess with that lonestar man... he's at least 6 foot 5 and twice as mean.

Didja see that Pat Greene concert last night? Man, he is lonestar dude...

by JRobertson December 9, 2008