look at my own arse when I shit

When you are that busy, that you don't even have time to look down when you are having a shit because you are too focused on something, you have to take it into the bathroom with you and use the toilet as a temporary office
Extreme measures involve having to wipe without even checking the state of the tissue before flushing it.

'I had that many emails coming through that I had to reply to, I didn't even have time to look at my own arse when I shit.'

by Davethefan August 9, 2015

look it up on your phone

1. A phrase used in corporate, academic, or other situations when an inappropriate topic can not be discussed. Often said to someone who is not familiar with a vernacular term, phrase, meme or other part of pop culture which is considered NSFW that searching on one's work or school computer could result in reprimands from superiors, IT or HR

2. an alternate expression for "you don't want to know"

A)
John: "...so with the new restroomproduct launch aimed at luxury hotels and restaurants, Marketing suggests we re-name our X1457 Deluxe Swivel Golden Showerhead."
Marty: "....why do need to rename it?"
John: "......Marketing suggests "golden shower" not be included as part of our product line."
Marty: "....why not?"
John: ".....look it up on your phone."

B)

Sue: "What's all this bunga-bunga stuff I keep hearing the students talking about?"

Mary: "Look it up on your phone."

by Ind617 January 13, 2017

look book

A magazine featuring a multitude of photos of celebrities.

Grab a look book and enjoy yourself, girl.

by Ereck Flowers November 8, 2018

'Look at the documentation!'

when someone gets annoyed by ignorant souls when they ask stupid or too many questions

dumb brains: hey, can you help us w/ matlab?
superior being: 'Look at the documentation!'

by pippa22 April 6, 2019

Look Out Nigga!

A phase you might say if you’re black and when your bitch-ass brother pulls out his bicycle right in front of you, which your also on a bike riding at high speed.

You are having a great time no-handing and speeding down a sloped street, feeling the wind in your hair.
*Brother pulls out in front of you*
“Look Out Nigga!”
*crash!*

by _xXOOFXx_ April 10, 2019

Look At The Smell!

1. A phrase you say to bring laughter.
2. An action of holding someone and making them smell your hand.
3. Pointing at someone and saying the phrase, "Look at the Smell!"

*Grabs the guy and sticks his hand to his nose* "LOOK AT THE SMELL!"
"Hey, Look at the Smell!"

by Kevin Rock June 15, 2020

Look at my Adidas

A definition for someone who's wearing Adidas stuff a lot

Timer: Damn, you're Look at my Adidas
Slice: Yeah, isn't it awesome?

by PqwkKhan October 12, 2020