locker sex

excessive flirting at a school locker between classes

Tim: Hey, did you see Jill and Ted before math class earlier today?

Joe: Yeah, theyre always having locker sex when Mrs. Murphupoles isnt looking

by ajaku May 17, 2009

Poop Locker

the posterior region of one's backside generally used for sitting, shitting, grabbing, rubbing, and a host of other unsavory activities. or quite simply the "ass"

"Stephanie was giving me some back-sass so i kicked her in the poop locker"

by Arrrraaaaaggghh September 19, 2008

Cock locking

Taking advantage of access to another persons iPhone/iPad in private, generally without their knowledge/consent by filling their camera roll with pictures of large/unusual/grotesque cocks without needing to know their passcode.

A successful cock lock requires a second device to perform some strategic obscene google image searches while you access the victims camera from their lock screen (thank you Apple).

Ryan left his phone for like 10minutes and I filled his lowly 16GB storage with a brutal cock locking.

by Gyroll March 18, 2016

Lock That Shit Down

To take control of situation. To get in charge of something.

Lock That Shit Down can be used to describe taking control of the situation with your woman. "Son, you need to lock that shit down, pronto"

by Bill Clinton's Wingman December 16, 2008

cheeseburger locker

Fat belly. Originated from "Trailer Park Boys" tv show.

Put on a shirt, nobody wants to see that fat ass cheeseburger locker, bitch.

by EL GOSTOPO July 15, 2007

penny lock

To lock someone into a room by hammering a stack of pennies between a closed door and the door frame.

Optimal conditions utilize just one more penny than necessary, making it impossible to remove the pennies without taking the door off of it's hinges.

"Why wasn't Jeff at practice today?"

"He got penny locked into his dorm."

"Ouch. How bad?"

"They used damn-near a whole roll. His roommate had to take the door out of the frame when he got home."

by fragnar0k August 24, 2006

Locke

The world's greatest treasure hunter. But don't call him a thief, or else...

<Victim> Thief!
<Locke> *rips Victim's lungs out!*

by LockeCole March 28, 2003