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fuck load

dam thers a fuck load of shit in that porto-potty
by the whackenator September 23, 2004
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fuck load of toast

its a term used for measuring large quantitiees of toast
Hey bill, how much toast do you have? Man i have a fuck load of toast
by fuzzy345 January 28, 2011
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Poz Load

A load of sperm infected with the aids virus, Often dropped in loads or bombs on to unsuspecting victims.
My favorite way to contract aids is to have a giant poz load in my eyes. God i love aids. A lot.
by Silenthobo August 1, 2006
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[loadophobia]

the fear of going out to eat at a restaurant and having the cooks ejaculate on your food. Usually brought on by pissing in your dog's water dish as a child
Rich will never go eat at a buffet because he has loadophobia.
by Babsy1964 February 22, 2013
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loadedsoda

It's been so long since I jerked off , my loadedsoda needs to pop.
by DA'PIPER September 12, 2015
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ladonia

Ladonia is a very small micronation in Sweden that was established in 1996 as the result of a court battle between the artist and sculptor Lars Vilks and local authorities over a sculpture that Vilks created, Nimis. It has approximately 17,000 citizens, but most of them live in other countries. Application for citizenship is available of Ladonia's official website, and is free.

Ladonia has a queen and a president. The current queen, Queen Carolyn, resides in the US with her family. The queen is in office for life. The current president, Christopher Matheoss, who lives in France. Election for president takes place every 3 years. Ladonia's constitution forbids a male from ever ascending the throne, and there has never been a king in Ladonian history, only queens.
The Ladonian national anthem is the sound of a stone being thrown into water, composed by Greve Jan Lothe von Eriksen. The Ladonian language has two words in it, waaaall and ÿp. Phrased Latin is the official language, but English, Swedish, Norwegian, Danish, Finnish, German and French are also accepted in Ladonia. The currency of Ladonia is one Örtug, around 1 Euro. The Ladonian flag is a green cross on a green flag, both the same color. Since it is impossible to make out the cross due to the fact that both the cross and the background are the same color, it is considered acceptable to add a white outline of the cross when depicting the flag.
Ladonia is also a minor character in the anime series Axis Powers: Hetalia
Person 1: I have duel citizenship!
Person 2: Oh yeah, where?
Person 1: Ladonia and the US
Person 2: What the heck is that?
by PrincipalityOfLadonia October 19, 2015
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Lodom

n. The failure to recognize generally accepted social norms and boundaries in social media use.
By friending, snapping, and texting with her younger, male employee's best friend, while heavily intoxicated in Las Vegas, Khaleesa pulled a major lodom.
by SRWP June 3, 2016
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