Verb; The act of a man dousing his ballsack in tobasco or another hot sauce, followed by dropping it in/on another man or womans mouth or face while they are sleeping, passed out, etc.
Man 1:Dude did you here what Jon did to Jeff last night?
Man 2:No, what?
Man 1:He doused his nuts in tobasco and dropped them in Jeffs mouth. Gave him the Northern Mexican Lava Pit.
Man 2: That's Fucking gross.
Man 2:No, what?
Man 1:He doused his nuts in tobasco and dropped them in Jeffs mouth. Gave him the Northern Mexican Lava Pit.
Man 2: That's Fucking gross.
by Zomg Blackguy June 4, 2010
Get the Northern Mexican Lava Pitmug. A person who acts like a monster made of Lava, With an Ass for a Face......Its pretty self explanitory.
Person 1:Hey did you see that guy slap a baby sea lion in the face?
Pesron 2:Yea dude. What an Ass Face Lava Monster.
Pesron 2:Yea dude. What an Ass Face Lava Monster.
by 15 mexicans July 27, 2011
Get the Ass Face Lava Monstermug. by FIdaMM June 25, 2009
Get the shark boy and lava girlmug. the hopelessly romantic act of a loving tongue inserted into your partners fudge-tunnel after an anal cream pie... what's important here is that the recipient of said cream pie makes a hefty duty before the act and neglects to wipe; then the anal resulting in the cream pie... and the next morning that rimming tongue pierces the crusty balloon-knot, thus releasing the dirty chocolate lava! (swallowing optional, not recommended)
"Man, I better get tested for worms..."
"How come?"
"Because I got so shit-faced last night that I ate that dirty bitches' chocolate lava crunch cake!"
(sound of person projectile-vomiting)
"How come?"
"Because I got so shit-faced last night that I ate that dirty bitches' chocolate lava crunch cake!"
(sound of person projectile-vomiting)
by votz January 3, 2012
Get the chocolate lava crunch cakemug. THE FLOOR IS LAVA BAJBXVHSJSVAJSBSB
by TheRichCanOpener June 27, 2019
Get the THE FLOOR IS LAVA BAJBXVHSJSVAJSBSBmug. by Nish February 29, 2016
Get the flaming hot liquid lavamug. 