ganja land

when you smoke alot of weed you can have these intence feelings of outer being such as being so stoned out you dont know what is going on around you but have a good over look of reality and could care less. this is a pretty place that has happy feelings and when you arrive you no longer have a care for what you were doing. also you may be inspired when here, when a artist needs inspiration they go here and soon they will have what they need. to decribe this place is like decribing sex to a virgin you just cant decribe it, you must experiance it for yourself. you will realize also that you live in reality and you can look back on reality and say fuck it because the truth is that reality sux and to realize this you should smoke weed

in ganja land i can visit who ever i want and do as i please, its my fantasy world its my world its my place

by ihaveissues November 15, 2004

naval landing

Landing the load in or around the belly button

Johnny pulled out and blew his load on sallys stomach. Johnny yelled I'm going to be a pilot! I just got my first Naval Landing!

by Mr. New Booty October 18, 2011

Mr. Land

A pseudonym for the I.T. Guy that never fixes your electronic device in a quick and formal manner.

Mr. Land intentionally broke my computer and has been "working" to fix it for 3 weeks!

by Mr. Land\ November 3, 2016

Landing nap

The irritating nap that occurs just before landing after staying awake an entire flight.

As always I suffered from a landing nap, and startled out of my seat in a less then amusing mood.

by Morris Packer December 6, 2007

balloon land

getting fucked up off of nitrous

he just went to balloon land

by erin August 3, 2004

Land of Oz

Daycare center in New Jersey where mainly bratty kids are dumped off for 12 hours at a time and raised by high school students. Violates many laws, but somehow is still running.

Mary-What form of birth control do you use?

Sue-I go to Land of Oz once a month and it scares me into abstinance. You should try it. Works like a charm.

by Melissagoestosurfclub March 30, 2009

Lands Day

An anual public holiday celebrated on October 7th. Invented in 2004 to celebrate the laziness of the iGeneration, Lands Day calls for those of the current generation to rejoice in what they do best: laze; loiter; & procrastinate.
Often shortened to LandsDay.
First concieved in Adelaide, Australia

1) What day is it? Wednesday?
2) -Outraged- WHAT! Lands Day! That's not a day! Your insane! What is this crazy Lands Day you speak of... -and so on-
1) I didn't say Lands Day, I said...hmmmm. Then again...

by ankle April 20, 2006