Halo Lan

Homosexual orgy

The gay boys are having a Halo Lan this weekend

by Dangermou5 December 20, 2021

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Seg Lan

when somebody is feeling funny they will use this phrase

A: No one is coming to the football training section today.
B: Bruh Seg Lan.

by seglankhan June 20, 2024

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The complete opposite of chuck luck. Lan luck is comparative to slipping on ice and landing on your ass, only instead of falling on the ground, you end up falling on a 12 inch dildo coated in rockguard that bottoms out in your lungs. Many people who suffer from lan luck end up contemplating suicide or suffer from depression and a resentment for people who live their lives normally. Often times you will see these individuals praying beforehand to just have something work for once. This usually involves menial tasks such as loading up a video game, trying to get marginally lucky for lootbox rewards or just going from point A to point B whilst travelling. Many of the afflicted are named Landon, Lan or have some sort of variation of the previously listed names. The cause is unknown but is the main driving point that people associated with chuck luck are to blame as they are viewed as siphoning all luck away from them. Those who have the names "chuck" are deeply resented in these situations.

Lan: "Please God. Please God. Please God! Just start the damn game. I'm sick of this."
Joe: "Dude. We're waiting. Hurry up!"
Chuck: "Seriously man. Been waiting for like an hour now."
Lan: "Fuck! Fucking game crashed again! Are you serious?! Fuck this. I'm out! So done with this lan luck shit..."

by Chucky boyyyooo February 15, 2019

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bu ne lan

It is simply a question which is determined to define the undefined yet. People often use this for unknown situation/event or word.

Me: Tell me what is going on?
Person: Shy what are is to you going back to school.
Me: Bu ne lan?

by Hususilaf January 29, 2018

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lannings

Somebody who says he has watched an TV show or movie but really haven't seen it.

A: "I've watched Dexter, Heisenberg is Mr. Coolness in person."

B: "Heisenberg is in Breaking Bad, you lannings."

by DoctorBread January 10, 2018

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Ngoc Lan

A wonderful girl/woman with beautiful eyes, skin and cute lips. Her name remind you of a very expensive yet beautiful and unique kind of flower “ylang ylang” or simply orchid. She might be under 5’2, tiny but she can have distinctive imagination and intelligence with good sense of humor when they’re around her besties. She knows what is good and bad, have a clear perspective about people. However, she sometimes overthink, wonder about their abilities and future. However, she is actually a stronger person than she thought with the biggest heart and the badass body.

Ngoc Lan is a girl with cute cheek and her smile is brighter than my future

by Yilan Babie November 21, 2021

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