Kris

Known for having a big head and shaped like a football with a m

Yo did u see that head at the store yesterday? I think it was a Kris

by anonymous June 21, 2021

kris

kris is very annoying. Not only he will call you short when ur not, but he will keep saying that. Kris will act like he is talking to other girls, when in reality ur the only one he is talking to..

-have you heard of kris?

-surely not but he seems like a bozo!

by shortyispoo June 22, 2021

Kris

A verb, originating on tiktok by ‘@kardashiandramadaily’, to Kris someone is filming a ‘normal’ video and then switching to a sped up video of Kris Jenner dancing to the P!NK song ‘Lady Marmelade’

Oh no! That is the fourth video in a row I’ve been Krissed 😭

by krisjennerofficial June 13, 2022

Kris

a gay chick who is a stoner mechanic lesbian that listens to lil peep

yo kris is such an emo

by k4is October 4, 2022

Kris glaser

A pro fisherman that catches massive pussy on that red tube pole

Damn you giving me kris glaser vibes

by FortniteGuy1534 January 21, 2022

kris

annoying kid that sits in front of me in ela and never shuts the fuck up. (he also looks at babys asses)

kris is a child molester

by hvilee December 6, 2021

kris

stupid blonde kid that sits infront of me in ela. doesnt know how to shut up. ugly. really annoying. sometimes wish i could switch seats with someone so i dont have to listen to him talk a lot anymore. really loud. wish he would fly to the moon and never come back

this boy is annoying, so call him a kris

by hvilee December 6, 2021